Our society is doomed.............. IDIOT SIGHTING I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 I said "May I have large bills, please". She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size." When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.
IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
IDIOT SIGHTING I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, Couldn’t understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff’s office, no less.
STAY ALERT! They walk among us..... .and they VOTE, and have babies . For all of us who are seniors...
The reason why baby diapers have brand names such as Luvs and Huggies, while undergarments for old people are called Depends. When babies poop in their diapers, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em. --- When old people poop in their diapers, the reaction Depends on who's in the will!
Re: Idiot sightings
Posted by Pops on January 18, 2018, 4:48 pm, in reply to "Idiot sightings"
If you were to go to any of the fast food places and go beyond quarters and dollar bills watch them panic. Say your bill was $12.35 and you gave cashier a $20.00 two $1.00 bills and 4 dimes. This would be beyond the district managers comprehension!! I once took my granddaughter to mickie D's for some ice cream. Since she was only 4 at the time I asked the cashier to give it to me in cup. She said they didn't serve it in cups. I told her to take a cup used for something else and I would pay for the cup. They couldn't do that either. I then asked if she could give me a chocolate sundae, but leave off the chocolate syrup? Her answer "sure, that would be no problem". Yes they are here among us!!!
Re: Idiot sightings
Posted by Steve 70 on January 19, 2018, 7:21 am, in reply to "Re: Idiot sightings"
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Re: Idiot sightings
Posted by Lu Ann Gould on January 18, 2018, 3:04 pm, in reply to "Idiot sightings"
Too true Steve!! My dad always said be nice to your kids because one of them will pick out your nursing home one day!! And yes I have experienced a few of the above also.