Posted by P.S.I. American Bulldogs
on February 27, 2009, 1:00 pm
Been thinking about what to write on Red Machine's page:
OK, let me start off by saying Red Machine is only available for Stud by the sexiest of fur ladies. My friend, if it was possible for a dog to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Brute of a American Bulldog would look like Tom Selleck, Oded Fehr, Matt Damon and the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is just that manly. Standing at 24" at the shoulder and 110 lbs.
He was never intended to be a show dog or wear Abercrombie & Fitch, BUT ... He is just too sexy to keep from the eye of the public. His greatest achievement was in 2007, UKC's # 1 American Bulldog of the year. 2 time Best In Show Winner and multiple Reserve Best In Show wins, Multiple Group wins, and too many Best of Breed wins to count.
This American Bulldog was engineered by us at: P.S.I. to serve the needs of our family. He was made right here in America! The tried and true to breed type. The ideal look and temperament. Made when a American Bulldog was built for a REAL job.
Back before the times of superfluous grounder pounders (real dogs can run, breath and work).
No, this Brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need . He has a OFA rating of Good. He is NCL Clear and has his Canine Good Citizenship awarded by the AKC. He is a true romeo and has been able to breed every female put to him with no problems. (he's a natural breeder). He has been successful when collecting and shipping semen out of the country. His last shipped semen collection produced 12 puppies! His glamour genes are passed to his offspring, many are UKC Champions and UKC Grand Champions, some have been OFA and Penn Hip tested, and some are well on their way to becoming county canine employed drug /bomb sniffers.
He's been tested on bone shattering rodeo stock and cattle, He's been tested on some high wire - kung fu decoy's both on the bite suit and on the sleeve. Them Steven Seagal wanna bee's could not believe the power this muscle bound freak tested with.
He's currently working some Lure Coursing fields, No energizer bunny could out last this stud! And the sweeter side of him has been in the classroom and in a few nursing homes.
He currently has two hotties he's picked up on the way to the gym to blast his pecs and hammer his glutes. But he has excellent natural muscle tone. And an Arse to die for. No steriod injections for this boy! Its all natural, baby! These hotties will be bred in March 2009.
My Stud Fee on this bad boy is an incredibly low, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll pay me when the pups sell. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy/gal at the Coldplay concert anymore.
He's only 5 and a half years old, this hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, he will outlive most studs. And make the offspring that will carry your name PROUD.
Now, go look at your b!tch and tell me what you see. If she's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute she-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. (yeah, some times he likes them rough!) or if she's a super sweet thing that's okay too.
We might be out hang-gliding or base jumping or just chilling with the doggies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a glass of Kentucky Bourbon.
To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in two strips of rawhide. I wrap these around my wrists as bracers to keep my hands on his collar when have I to control this monster. Use them for what ever you feel fit, I'm just making a suggestion.
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What do you think? LOL 
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