I don't have to go to school but I'd like to if only I had the patience.
I don't have to work and that's a good thing. No one wants an old geezer hanging around and gumming up the works.
I get an allowance (Social Security etc.). I want a pay raise. Who do I ask?
I have my own pad. Everything that can break has, is or will, over and over and often.
I don't have a curfew except that my internal clock doesn't know that and by 10 P.M. I'm semi-conscious.
I have a driver's license but I keep finding excuses not to drive.
I own a car. See above.
I have ID that gets me into bars & served alcohol but I never get carded and haven't gotten carded in many years.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant but I've forgotten how to seduce a woman.
I don't have acne but even as a teenager my complexion was clear.
LIFE SUX !!!!!!!
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