Posted by FLORIDA NSA DIRECTOR on 2/25/2007, 9:42 am THANKS TO ALL THE OUT OF STATERS FOR COMING DOWN FOR MY PERSONAL PIGGY BANK!
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I like to take this opportunity to apologize to all the out of state teams that came down to Florida for the NSA Winter Worlds. I did not inform them in advance that I would be taking a few liberties while running this tournament. First, I allowed all Florida teams to pick up any A or B players they wanted for the tournament. Also, because I let everyone do this I only could get 4 B teams. Being the RETARD that I am, I just merged the those 4 B teams in with the C's. I then called a managers meeting, where all good tournaments do a blind draw. Knowing that I was running the tournament, no one would have to worry about it being a fair or well run tourney! I did the drawings before the managers meeting, making sure to take care of my TEAMS from FLORIDA! If they don't get taken care how will I feed my stupid fat ass! Then, I allowed all my FLA teams to swing the most DOCTORED bats they can find. I probably referred ten to fifteen players where to get them done. I'm so smart!
But the best thing that I did was go to the local senior center and get myself a crew of old blind geyers and tell them I'd actually pay them $20/ game! THey will never see this money! I'm to greedy, fat, idiotic to ever pay those old farts. When it got later in the day , those old bastards needed a nap but I kept throwing them out there in the sun! 10 to 12 hours for those old farts, that is illegal in most states, but not FLA we got the right to work state. What a country!
SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR! JERRY WILCOX or _JOHN LYNCh
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