Dragon-Well here we are....For all our fans in the HWA Fallen and I decided to go out an get some help.
Fallen-And for those of yall who dont have a clue like me?
Dragon-Really do we have to go over this again. He slaps his free hand into his forehead Well since Senester went and got the towel headed version of the national gaurd we are here talking to the REAL National Gaurd remember? Thats why those fellers are dressed in camos?
Fallen-Oh right sorry one to many shots to the brainpan.
Dragon-Since when did yer brain become located in yer leg? Now focus Fallen!!! Remember we have to face off aginst the other three tag teams at the PPV.
Fallen-WHO? oh right!! The UN-AMERICANS, The Gay Duo, N The missing links? Didnt we already beat three teams to get our title? What they really wanna have a repeat? I thought Willyard wanted to show people what real champions are!! I mean lets look at these teams....TnT "the unamericans" a towel head and a cunuck who can only get gold by kissing Senesters backside!!!
Dragon-So shakir how is the road rash from yer ride on the General Lee? Pretty bad Evers when yer partner teams up with the competition cause you were "busy" pretending to defending yer gold! And then we have the competition..Hardcore Icons "the missing links" Deas obviously yer a clueless as evers when yer partner teams up with Shakir to help out Senester? So whose side is he really on? Yers or TnTs? I mean maybe yer lost arse needs to team up with the other clueless retard Evers. Then you two can call yer tag team Clue an less!!
Fallen-Finally we have "the Gay Duo", DNA, Davis an Anton!! You two realize the only reason you all were allowed to stay in the HWA is because we VOTED opposite Evers to piss him off? ANd you wanna act like any of yall deserve a shot? We have fought since we got here and became champions!! Hell we faced all the other three tag teams at various times and we EARNED our titles unlike some right Evers?
Dragon-Hahahaha Hell Willyard you wanna say that we arent worthy champions yet we WON our titles unlike some...We fought and earned these straps!! What have DnA done besides each other, an eddie K? I mean if we beat yall. I have a riddle for my challengers I make something the Hardcore Icons by it and TNT and DNA are using it without knowning there using it. So DNA, TNT, and Hardcore Icons can you answer it.
Fallen-A dildo a baby and DNA's Penis oh I'm sorry. I got confused again I need to finish my drink. Fallen reaches in the window and pulls out his fifth of Jack and slams it back tossing the bottle in the back seat. He and Dragon walk over to the National Gaurd troops and start posing next to the sing that reads "Anarchy Rulez!!" Handing thier tag titles to the troops and taking picture as they sign autographs as the scene fades to black.
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