Curt Evers: You people make me absolutely fuking sick!
The crowd goes into a frenzy of boos
Curt Evers: You can boo me all you want but it really doesn’t matter what you cud eating sh1ts think because I am the one up here with two titles making more money then all of you put together could ever make in a lifetime!
The crowd begins to throw empty cups and other objects at Curt and Shakir who seem to be immune to it.
Curt Evers: The HWA officials have told us to pass out merchandise from these boxes but Shakir and I have taken the liberty to toss it all into a barrel and burn the junk because we feel that giving any of you infidels a free hand out would only encourage you to stay on the uneducated path that all you american’s tend to flock to. Your health care system sucks, your educational programs are on a steady decline of funding because your beloved leaders continue to spend and waste billions of American dollars on what? This country is corrupt, filthy, and full of perverse ways! If Shakir and I had our way we would pull hwa out of this forsaken country all together and take this company to countries like Iran and Canada who know how to appreciate this great sport Shakir and I are so privileged to be apart of. Shakir go ahead and take the mic for awhile all of this parasites have made me become ill in my stomach.
Curt steps to the side and Shakir walks up to the mic scanning the crowd with a hateful scowl before speaking.
Shakir: My friend I already see infidels holding signs out there that have Arch Angels on them. They seem to be supportive of that blasphemous team from LA. I can’t say I’m surprised these infidels will cling to anything that is against the word of Allah. You can cheer those two infidels all you want just as you cheered Sons of Anarchy it won’t change the outcome for them when they step into the ring against us! Where as so many wrestlers want to use brute force to achieve their ends my friend Curt and I use our minds to out smart all the competition. These tag belts you see here will be staying with us for all time because Allah wills it to be so! He has rewarded our service to him by blessing us with the highest of blessings! Those two infidel men claiming they are angels will find out just how high the price is to come into TNT’s company spreading false words! Consider yourselves marked for death Arch Angels for it has become top priority for Curt and myself to remove you from the HWA by any means necessary! Upon completing our agenda against you I will be rewarded with more fat American virgin women by Allah himself!
Curt moves over and opens a box pulling out an AK-47.
Shakir smiles with delight as he sees his friend bringing out one of the cleansing tools
Shakir: I almost forgot to tell you infidels that Curt and I replaced the HWA merchandise with merchandise of our own. Look at it closely filthy heathens and begin praying to your Arch Angels or your little Hardcore Icons or even the failed Sons of Anarchy! Curt is about to show you how heathen infidels are dealt with in my country, don’t be afraid infidels before the cleansing begins we give you a chance to repent and save yourselves from Allah’s wrath. All you have to do is come up to this stage and pledge your life to Allah and his wonderful teachings.
Curt steps up to the mic with gun in hand
Curt Evers: For those of you two stupid to know what my brother talks about he is saying pledge yourself to Senester! Get your fat morbidly obese American asses up here and for the first time in your life submit yourself to learn something worth knowing. Senester is a forgiving God and nows your chance to beg for forgiveness because as it stands right now your very life depend upon it! Let’s show the world just how much Senester loves you.
Curt pops a few shots off into the air and it doesn’t take long before the fearful crowd begins make a line and begin coming up one at a time to be saved by giving themselves to Senester.
Shakir motions for Senester’s personal guard to come out to the stage to help ensure order and to also bring out a tub filled with goats blood.
Shakir: I will baptize all of you in the blood of the goat! Then after the baptizing is done and over with I will burn the carcass of the goat as a sin offering to Allah to help cleanse what’s left of the sin in this area.
Shakir takes the first person being a young child and dunks them into the blood filled tub then as he raises the young child out he says in a loving voice.
Shakir: Allah forgives you and accepts you into the kingdom of heaven, the kingdom of ever lasting life. Live for allah and take the true bible of Allah.
Shakir hands the child a copy of Senester’s bible the Dark Messenger version.
Curt Evers: This revival is a large one my brother, the true angels of god celebrate with each person we save today.
Shakir then takes the hand of an elderly man and helps him into the blood filled tub and dunks him down in it then raises him out of it and speaks in his loving voice.
Shakir: You have been reborn my brother from Allah’s watery grave! Praise be to Allah! Praise be to his Kingdom and praise be to you a new child of Allah!
The scene fades as Barra Barra begins to play over the PA system as Shakir and Curt continue their noble work
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