(Bryan): Listen here! You people think you can truuuly defeat a king such as me?
Bryan pauses for a minute before speaking.
(Bryan): Fools!! I demand a shot at every title ev-or!
Suddenly, Logan Neilson hovers into the scene.
(Logan): Awright Deas ya whalloper.
Deas eyes him for 10 minutes before speaking.
(Bryan): Lohhh-gun! How dare you interrupt me?
(Logan): Chill oot ya big baw hair! I’ve come tae make a deal wi ye!
Bryan pauses for another minute.
(Bryan): I’m listening.
(Logan): Dae you like the NFL?
(Bryan):… Yes, Why?
Logan hovers for a moment, his right hand slowly rises and he pokes Deas in the ear.
(Logan): Because, If you pledge allegiance tae ma soccer team, Hearts, I’ll support your NFL team, and we can be drinking buddies for when the matches are on the TV?
Bryan ponders this for a moment as Talon Wilkinson arrives, opening his mouth letting out a massive fart sound. Deas continues to ponder as Logan gives Talon the finger. Talon leaves.
(Bryan): No deal, Logan! You think I’m some sort of fool!!
A phone rings.
(Logan): Whit?
The phones rings louder.
(Bryan): I know what your up to Logan… you will betray me!
The phone rings louder again.
(Bryan): Plus…. Hearts are Shite!!
Suddenly the scene cuts to a pitch black room, the phone still ringing. Logan Neilson sits up, groggily rubbing his eyes as he answers his cell phone.
(Logan): Hullo?
His voice is faint, having not fully woken up yet.
(Logan): Hi babe. Nah sorry I was sleeping. Had the weirdest ####ing dream ever.
He looks at the digital clock beside his bed and is shocked to see it showing 14:35.
(Logan): That’s awesome, I’ll just shower, see ye soon.
He hangs up the phone and grunts in dismay and the scene fades out for a few moments before opening up again in the parking lot of Logans apartment building. He is deep in conversation with Ally Wilkinson who is laughing as he describes his dream from earlier. They reach Logans car and both get in where the conversation continues.
(Ally): So yeah, anyway, I don’t know if Talons cool about you coming for Christmas at our place this year.
Logan raises his eye brows slightly, faking surprise, as he starts the cars engine.
(Logan): Aye? How come?
(Ally): I don’t know, have you guys had an argument I don’t know about?
(Logan): Nope. But we havnae really spoken a lot recently. Guess we’re just not a close as we were.
They sit in silence for a bit as Logan pulls the car out of its parking spot and drives off.
(Ally): Why not?
(Logan): Ye know. When he like disappeared for a bit earlier in the year we didnae hang out as much.
(Ally): Well that wasn’t HIS fault!
(Logan): I know, I know.
He smiles to her.
(Logan): Look, I’m gonnae go back home and spend Christmas wi the family, you and Talon spend it wi yours and after the new year I’ll make sure I catch up wi him and get things sorted.
(Ally): Okay. But I’ll miss you.
(Logan): Dinnae worry, there’ll be plenty more Christmases we can spend together.
Ally cheers up slightly and peers out the window for a moment or two.
(Logan): Hey, How’d ye feel about moving in wi me?
Taken completely by shock, Ally struggles for words just staring at Logan.
(Logan): I mean it must be pretty busy at yer bro’s place wi Eddie back, Ronnie kicking about, that dodgy Muzik character and whoever else is there these days.
(Ally): Wow… Yeah… I mean… I’ll think about it. I’ll need to see how Talon feels about it.
Logan rolls his eyes.
(Logan): Aye talk tae him about it. But it’s your choice Ally, ye know. Would give ye more privacy for studying and stuff.
Ally beaming, gets starts texting her girlfriends frantically with her exciting news as the scene fades to black.
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