Curt Evers: What the fuk was that sh1t about?! What happened to our fuking plans working smoothly? Your to god damn busy running off on these little quest and your not focused on what really matters here!
Shakir scrambles up to his feet looking very heated his fist clinched ready to deck Curt.
Curt Evers: What you going to hit me Shakir? Come on you fuking….!
Shakir charges Curt spearing him the two roll across the floor swinging wildly at one another, Shakir and Curt both make it up to their knees but Shakir throws all his body weight forward shoving Curt straight into the wall.
Shakir: You’re the one who isn’t focused! Had it not been for Fallen you would have lost the spotlight title to Logan! Be glad that infidel came when he did! Your to dependant on me Curt that’s your problem! If it’s one thing I have learned it’s sometimes you have to fight your own battles without the help of others. You’re the spotlight champion not me! It’s your job to retain that title at all cost you can’t always depend on me to be there to save the day friend!
Curt Evers: We are a team, a single unit where I go you go! We are TNT! The HWA tag team champions and there is no I in team Shakir!
Shakir: I didn’t say that friend, I am just saying I can’t always be there to bail you out of a situation when you compete for singles titles, I don’t expect you to always be there. Allah made me go on those quest that I did alone, he is trying to teach us how to work solo because we already know how to work perfectly as a team.
Curt Evers: Enough about that son of a b1tch and his teachings! Fuk your quest, fuk what he wants to do or be done we need to focus on us!
Shakir: By doing his will we are focusing on us you ignorant fool. When we do his biddings there is a lesson to be learned in each of them, he teaches us every day.
Curt Evers: What ever…
Curt turns around putting his hands on his hips as he walks over to the window looking out to the night sky.
Shakir: The spotlight title doesn’t even matter anymore, remember we were just using it as a stepping stone to get us to the Tag titles…. It was a fail safe plan to fall back on until we acquired the tag titles, now that we have them that title doesn’t matter.
Curt lets out a sneer
Curt Evers: It does matter…
Shakir: No it doesn’t your just greedy friend, that title is more trouble then it is worth.
Curt Evers: No it’s not… The spotlight title can elevate me to the next level in singles competition
Shakir: So it really isn’t about us being a team is it friend? You contradicted yourself and didn’t even realize it, all its about is me ensuring your rise to the top.
Curt Evers: No its not like that.
Shakir: But it is friend I am no fool
Curt feels cornered and doesn’t know a way out of this, his anger has betrayed him and put him in a bad situation so he does the only thing he knows and that’s to charge head on into the problem and see where it leads.
Curt Evers: So what if it is?
Shakir: It’s not what if it is, it is simply so. It’s been that way from the start I just went along with it because I am a selfless person friend…. It wasn’t until Allah opened my eyes and give me a purpose of my own just as you have your purpose to be a great champion at the very top of the HWA. I do not hold a grudge on you for thinking of only yourself it is the way most humans are.
Curt Evers: So what the hell does all that mean?
Shakir: It means we are still a team when we came into the HWA we had our sights originally set on being Tag champions so let us be just that. Let us be the best tag team that ever graced the HWA ring. Whatever happens with the Spotlight title let it happen because after all if need be we can both get it back.
Curt turns looking Shakir in the eyes not knowing exactly how to respond.
Shakir: What do you say friend? You ready to accomplish what we originally set out to do? We have the gold around our waist as well as all the tools to be the very best so let us ride the wave of success as a tag team while we can.
Curt walks up to Shakir extending his right hand, Shakir grips it tightly the two shake and then give one another a hug.
Curt Evers: Whatever becomes of the spotlight title….
Shakir: Becomes of it.
Curt Evers: I’m ready lets do this.
Shakir: The Arch Angels are coming for us friend.
Curt Evers: Yeah they are so what’s the plan?
Shakir: I always have a plan,
Shakir says in a sly chuckle
Curt Evers: I know you do, those two clowns have had it on easy street so far but that will soon change for them.
Shakir: Yes it will…. They think they have momentum… They think they have the edge over us but that is not so friend, not so at all….
Shakir walks over to a duffle bag pulling out a little remote control truck with Napalm strapped to it.
Shakir: I have many toys to use on them, the only problem is…. I just don’t know which plan to execute first against them. I could go with plan A but that might be to flashy to kick this war off between us…..
Curt Evers: Plan B?
Shakir: Oh yes yes! There is plan B the problem with plan B is it could potentially level the entire arena and I don’t think we have reached that level of desperation yet for their sakes I hope we don’t ever reach that level… Then there is plan C which is a more direct approach with them, a more classical approach that is more your style.
Curt Evers: Mmmmm I’m already liking plan C.
Shakir: We can go with plan C if you like or we could just start this whole thing off with a big bang that is plan A.
Curt Evers: Plan C all the fuking way.
Shakir: Ok that’s settled then plan C it is.
Curt Evers: So after plan C is put into action then what?
Shakir: We beat them like dogs! We crush their skulls beneath the heels of our boots! We end them before they even get started here! I have done research on the both of them.
Curt Evers: As have I however I can’t say I am impressed with Michael he seems to be a technical submission specialist…. I will show him what a true submission specialist is all about. I will have made him tap before you even get a shot at Gabriel that I promise you.
Shakir: Gabriel the power house of the team… I do like the big ones because they all fight the same, they try to dominate all of their opponents through pure strength they don’t bother to strategize and plan their attacks they just come charging in like a bull.
Curt Evers: They will be just another team of infidels out of many that will fall to the pure god given wrestling ability we have.
Shakir: Allah gives us strength!
Curt Evers: Hey Arch Angels I want it to be known right now that you two ass hats are nothing to Shakir and I. I’m calling the both of you talent less American Angel wannabes out. You come in here calling yourselves Arch Angels well if my history is correct HWA only had one true angel and he was once known as the Dark Angel Buff Bridges. You guys think your at an icons level? Your dead wrong, you think your at TNT’s level? You have life fuked up because Shakir and I are going to be the next true Icons of the HWA. We don’t need to come in here with lame ass names, like Gabriel or Michael…. We don’t need some lame ass title such as the Arch Angels to turn heads our way, we don’t even need to call ourselves the NOW and use a gimmick that’s a decade old.
Shakir nods his head approvingly as he steps in
Shakir: It’s common for the Americans to not have enough of a mind to be original, its typical Americans for you. The very thought of you two running around claiming to be Arch Angels sickens me to my stomach! When we beat you I am going to take time out of my night to pull a knife out to dig into your backs to show the world there is no wings there just human flesh and blood of a false prophet! I will take great pleasure in spilling your infidel blood across the ring! You infidels are Christians are you not? I say we start a Jihad against you infidel Christians right here ! Right now!
Curt Evers: I believe I read on Gabriel about how he was just to damn stupid to be anything outside of a tag team wrestler…. I believe it was his brother Michael that actually had the intelligence and prowess to make it to the singles.
Shakir: You see! SEE!!! That’s what I am talking about friend! The muscled up Americans they all fight the same way! They are all the same!
Curt Evers: Michael is just as pitiful as Gabriel, I read on the net that the two supposedly made a promise to one another to always be a tag team, damn how cute is that? Isn’t that sweet Shakir? Two brothers inseparable, I guess when you was raised by two Christian hippy Americans that’s the kind of sh1t you would expect from two losers calling themselves Arch Angels.
Shakir: Maybe after we beat them we can make a house call to their family.
Curt looks a little puzzled at Shakir
Shakir: Why do you have that look on your face?
Curt Evers: Why would we want to waste our time with those Christian hippy Americans?
Shakir: Oh I just wanted to throw some of my old dirty shoes at them and tell them how they are filthy dogs!
Curt Evers: Well if that’s what you want to do, go do that on one of those personal holy quest you go on for Allah. I have better things to do with my time like train for someone that’s actually a threat.
Shakir: I can picture it now friend there I go riding on my albino camel….. My camel strides right up into the Arch Angel’s house relieves itself in the driveway and then I pick its dung up and begin lobbing it at their house! Then when I don’t have anymore camel dung I produce my own dung and continue to throw it at their house!
Curt Evers: Shakir….
Shakir snaps out of his fantasy and looks at Curt puzzled
Curt Evers: Your starting to freak me out man, you have to much talk about sh1t going on for my liking. Why can’t you just blow their house up or something of that nature? Why do you have to throw shit at their house? What are you out of the blowing up phase and into the shit flinging stage now or something?
Shakir: No its just in my country throwing dung at people is the ultimate insult to them.
Curt Evers: I bet it is…. Well let’s not get to ahead of ourselves lets focus on splitting their skulls open before we even think about you throwing shit all over their parent’s house.
Shakir: Fine… Fine… You take the fun out of it sometimes you know that friend?
Curt Evers: Well I have been told I am a very solemn person… So about plan C….
Shakir’s eyes light up as he replies in an excited tone
Shakir: Yes! Plan C! This is how its going to go down….
The scene fades out as the two begin going over their plan for Havoc
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