SITTING, STARING STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA)
*What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ####in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f#ckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way! *
EDDIE: That can never be more true then it is now. ..(Looks around rubs chin)..it’s my calling card to everyone in the HWA, it’s management, it’s roster, it’s fans.
I'm not going to waist no more time repeating myself. I like to know that I'm not like the rest of the clowns. I have decided to address some issues. Normally I wouldn't, I could care less. But before I move on I am going to tie up all loose ends...first, BUTCH...You have nothing I want, NOTHING...AT ALL, I have held three different titles in HWA and at no point did you call me out. Every feud, every fight where were you. Your silly, all your talks shows want to know what is the "SPAT" I'll tell you Butch, I don't like you, I never liked you. You are everything I hate about this business. Your a flash in a pan, you made your mark way before I got here and your still trying to live off of it. The only reason you exist now is because of guys like myself and Talon. The only reason any of you HWA main stays exist is because of us. I ain't running from you Butch, but going after you would be like going after a ##### with aids...it only hurts me. Why would I ever want to bring you up, when all you want to do is bring me down. Butch, you can go on thinking I'm avoiding you, the only thing I'm avoiding is career suicide. Right now, my attention is going to the one man, you all seem to love avoiding. The one man, you Butch haven't faced in anything meaningfull in years. AC JAMES, See AC JAMES is what stands between me and that All Star title. And though you and the rest of your euro trash buddies Logan and Hans might think other wise, I have been facing challenger after challenger since I got here. So you and the rest of the ROLLING STONES, can keep spewing out that trash about me needing people and me never defending my title, but you know what else I didn't do, I never hid behind a gimmick that allowed me to avoid the big dogs coming after me. Butch when I mentioned Bottom dwellers I soley had you and Buff in mind. Now let me define Bottom dwellers for you and Hans and any other pretenders. guys like you and Buff stay stagnant like a cancer at the bottom of the roster dwelling, waiting for a small spark that can lift you from your misery and prove to you that life does exist outside of your own heads. Butch I feel sorry for you, For so long so have been dying , craving, seething for what I have...you have recreated yourself more times then Buff, and thats alot. Butch until you get something I want, or have something I need you will always be a pun in my conversations. Every joke will end with Butch Parker every sad story will begin with Butch Parker, but you shouldn't try and twist this like some sort of game in which I can't stop talking about you. Truth is Thanks to everyone who truley believes in the FBP product, I am immortalizing you. You should be thanking me, again! One day Butch, you will be important again. I don't know when, or even how that would happen. In any case the world flipped on it's head and you ended up with something I wanted, then and only then would you see me coming, and only then would I accept any invitation you might be having. So go on all your talk shows and try and convince everyone I am running from you , because if there is anything I am running from , it's becoming obsolete, a skill you have mastered
(SPITS)
EDDIE: NOW BUFF, I don't know if you and Butch are in some strange competition of who can be not make people care the most, but once again here I come to save your asses from opening cards again. beat up all the reporters you want, ask them their name, get angry, because at the end it's all you got. See Buff, I am not a reporter, and you can be sure that you now know my name. So I was gonna come on here and rip off a cliche tandem about keeping the title warm, but I know no matter how hard you try, when that title gets to my hands it will be ice cold, like your career.
(CRACKS HIS NECK)
EDDIE: AC...now that the door has closed the time is now ticking...Tick…tick...tick...it's the sound of your time running out. When the smoke finally clears AC one of us will be a changed man. It's something I have come to accept. It's something I have come to relish...you think your a bad guy AC, you think running around, screaming and ranting in your obsessions scares me. I think your shtick is now at an all time comedic high and career low. AC....you have it the hardest, see Buff and Butch all to well know what it's like being at the bottom, but for you, your yet to get there...but you need to have both eyes crossed, one eye looking ahead, watching out for me, and one eye looking behind to the past...a place you will become familiar with, a place your headed.
EDDIE: YOU WANNA SEE A BAD GUY, YOU WANNA A VILLIAN....WELL, NOW YOU HAVE ONE...AND HIS NAME IS EDDIE PHOENIX
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