The scene opens to a view of inside Tynecastle Stadium in Edinburgh. The stadium is empty but for two people walking around pitch chatting. One is Logan Neilson, wearing jeans a black jacket and a Heart of Midlothian football scarf. The other is journalist for BBC Scotland; Chick Young. The two men stop walking as the camera catches up to here whats being said.
(Chick): So Logan how does it feel to now be a shareholder in the club you’ve always loved and supported as a boy?
(Logan): It feels great Chick. Mr Romanov is still the majority shareholder and I’ll be meeting with him tomorrow at the AGM but I own 10% now and who knows, maybe one day I’ll own more.
(Chick): Am I right in saying that you won’t be playing much of a role in the day to day running of the club?
(Logan): That’s right. I don’t hold any official role am far too busy with my wrestling career in the states to give the time required.
(Chick): I don’t suppose you could tell us of any potential transfers in or out of Tyncastle in the next few days then?
(Logan): Ha-ha No Chick I wouldn’t know anything about that. I met with Jim Jefferies and the coaching staff yesterday and they seem more than happy with the squad at the moment so I’d be surprised if there was any movement in the January transfer window.
The two men start to pace around the pitch once more, joking away discussing other Scottish football matters as the scene fades to black for a moment
The following was filmed in New York today.
The scene fades back in and we see Logan opening the door of his apartment carrying two large suitcases, behind him comes Ally Wilkinson also carrying some bags.
(Logan): Well thats the last of it. #### me ye have a lot of stuff.
The camera pans round to see the living area of the apartment is scattered with boxes and bags with different labels, most of which read “clothes” was the second most common clearly being “shoes”.
(Ally): I just brought the essentials.
(Logan): Aye forty million pairs of shoes are essential.
She playfully punches his arm before sitting down on turning the TV on.
(Ally): Have you been keeping up to date with H-W-A while you were away?
(Logan): Mostly. A couple of promo’s I’ll have tae watch again.
(Ally): You see what Eddie said?
(Logan): Aye. Did it bother you?
Ally Shrugs.
(Ally): A bit. But then I realised I don’t really care what Eddie says.
(Logan): Because he’s always wrong.
Logan sits down beside her.
(Logan): But aye am sorry. It was my fault, I shouldn’t have brought up that Gabby girl. I didnae even mean what I was saying, just thought it’d be funny.... That’s kinda the defining reason why I do anything. Is it funny or not?
Ally s######s and rests his head on his shoulder.
(Logan): I guess I better watch what I say about Eddie now.
(Ally): Huh? What do you mean?
(Logan): Ye know, he’s a bad guy now. OOOOOooooh.
(Ally): Ha! Yeah but he reinvents himself every other week anyway. What’s the point in him even speaking half of the time?!
Logans eyebrows raise, slightly taken aback at Allys outburst.
(Logan): Damn right... I’m not gonnae breakdown everything he said and tell him how much it is utter shite, I’ll leave that to the Hans’ and Butch’s of the world..... But 1 thing I do have to question.
(Ally): What?
(Logan): You know how he’s Spanish or whatever?... His Dad was Spanish... But his Grandparents weren’t?... How in the blind bastard #### does that work!?
Ally pauses, thinking it through.
(Logan): I mean, how did his Dad spontanoesly become Spanish?!
Allys face changes to an expression of realization.
(Ally): Ohhhh yeaahhhh.
She starts giggling uncontrolable at Eddies ability to say some of the most stupid things.
(Logan): I’m not doubting his heritage... I just doubt his logic. It just sounds like he’s making shit up as he goes along. His whole nonsense about his promos being highest rated, and most viewed. Errr shut up Eddie, the people have voted and YOU weren’t most loved. YOU weren’t MVP. Don’t worry though, next year I here they’re bringing a new award in. The Biggest Gob-Shite of the Year. The boy needs to shut up and man up.
Ally finally stops laughing as Logan now sits with a frustrated frown on his face.
(Ally): Hee-hee Nooo, he would rather sit there proclaiming he’s the best and make assumptions...no decisions... about how everyone else is acting and all their motives to conspire against him.
Another suprised but shocked look comes across Logans face.
(Logan): Get him telt! I’m loving yer new bad ass attitude honey.
(Ally): Oh it’s not that. Just I don’t get to talk this way about Eddie when Talons around. Even when they fell out he still wouldn’t hear a bad word about him. Sometimes wish he cared as much about me...
(Logan): Dinnae be daft. Talon loves ye. He just loves Eddie too..... Loves him in the bum! Waaahaha!
(Ally): Shut up! Talons not like that.
(Logan): Haaaaaa!! ..... Aye am just joking. Speaking of yer brother I better give him a text, see if he wants tae meet up and chat about this match at Havoc.
(Ally): Yeah sounds like a good idea. I’ll start unpacking and maybe go back and pick up more of my things. I might need to take over the spare room as well.
Logan rolls his eyes and Ally sticks her tongue out at him. She gets up and starts opening a large box as Logan gets his cell from his pocket and starts texting Talon as the scene fades to black.
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