(Eddie sitting in New york City apartment after long travel, Ron taking a breather from the flight on Eddie's couch. Talon at the table with a bowl of cereal..Hogan looking at Eddie's I PAD))
EDDIE: man what a show...
RON: Yeah..still can't believe we God@m lost...I god@m lost
EDDIE: dude, we lost...you wasn't out there on your own. Sh!t just got out of control man..
TALON: When doesn't it...seems like these days We can't get a fair match without some b@stard interfering...
EDDIE:..really bro...AC thinks he can keep running...As far as he can run , I can chase.
TALON: and the nerve of Logan getting in our face..
RON: should have let us beat the sh!t out of that idiot...
TALON: listen in time everyone will get what is coming to them,right now, because of my sis, we have to be easy with Logan,even if he is an a$$
EDDIE: Especially DNA...how dare they f@ckin turn their back on us for those eurotrash sons of B!tches...Don't DNA know, they will never be trusted...even that sh!t for brains idiot of an anouncer Jason knows that, as far s everyone is concered they will always be affiliated with us
RON: I beg to differ my friend..I'm actually fed up with Davis's stupid mug, he thinks people are supposed to be scared of him..Next time I see him I'm going to break his face..
EDDIE: Don't go worrying about that Ron, We got this..you keep focused on Hans...as long as we all stay focus we can't be beat, if we allow ourselves to be misguided then they win, right now DNA has brought a knife to a gun fight.
HOAGN: Hey guys, see the last Promo by Hans, he did the lottery, you guys are gonna wanna see who he is facing..?
EDDIE: don't tell me was he recycling some of the same old shit about us needing each other and has beens and embarrassing title reigns...?
RON: or how we live our life,or the women in them?
TALON: or maybe he is just going on how afraid we are so we have to stick together..?
EDDIE: No I got it..how we are recycling the NWO. or how uncreative we are for not coming up with our own catchy stable name...(LAUGHS)?
RON: or how worthless we are and how he or someone else who don't like us will erase us?
TALON: maybe..just maybe
HOGAN: Guys we can do this all day, do you want to know or not...?
(ALL THREE MEN RESPOND LAUGHING)
NWO: YEAH.....
TALON: Wait one more, how boring our lives are while he sits there playing trivia pursuit with himself...
EDDIE: no that would be me, Hans tends to focus on how lame my life is...funny thing is I got more happening in one day of my life then he has in his whole existence with HWA...
TALON: Seriously, you would have thought HWA was a convent for men before we got here and now look, everyone has girlfriends..apartments...like everyone got with the times when we got here..but don't ever say that, they will deny ever being oh so boring themselves...they were so scared to let the camera into their lives. but now everyone wants thier own reality show...
HOGAN: so can I now...are we done with this mock fest...
( ALL THREE MEN PAUSE)
EDDIE: Jeeesh what is up with you Hogan?
HOGAN: look it's one thing to have fun and joke around...but we need to start tying some wins together...I know we leave most of that pathetic roster on thier faces some nights..but truth it we can spray paint one million loosers, if we dont start getting some wins...that is all we will ever be...guys who ran amuck and never won...Now can I tell you who Hans is facing next..
TALON: Listen hulk, I hear you, but how can we get a win when every one out there is out to get us...AC stalks Eddie, Hans always seems to find himself where he shouldn't be, Parker just needs to be in the spotlight as much as possible so he doesn't fade which is why i wonder why he isns't in the spotlight division, anyway What are we supposed to do, the only retaliation is putting on one hell of a show, reminding these people who dominates when they step into the ring as did Ron and Ed...and when all else fails knock someone the F@CK OUTTTT !
RON: that's what I"m talking about!
EDDIE: Truth is, now with Logan all in a tiss..I swear i hate that little sh!t..I'm glad now AC punched his grandmother in the stomach...I should have done it...plus, DNA is all up in our sh!t now...ask me how and why. I don't get it..what I say is that we need to expand...
HOGAN: I don't know if that is the answer...it wouldn't hurt, but I think we need to find another approach...
TALON: I think Eddie is right..We need one more guy to watch our back, and since you have a no compete clause Hogan you can never be in that ring, we need someone, one more person who can. and as far as Logan...I swear I don't see what my sis see's in that retard. he saw me get attacked, he saw them help me out, did he think I wanted to be in bra and panties, what a jerk...
(EDDIE LOOKS AROUND WITH A STUPID GRIN ON HIS FACE)
EDDIE: maybe he is pissed that not everything he packed made it to his apartment...
TALON: WHAT?
(EDDIE OPENS A DRAW AND PULLS OUT A DIARY WITH ALLIE'S NAME ON IT, AND LOGANS FAVORITE SOCCER JERSEY)
RON: OK DAIRY..COOL, But why the jersey?
EDDIE: To piss him off...plus I intend to wipe my ass with it..
TALON: Wait up, have you read it..the journal
EDDIE: some stuff, but I had to stop. it was gettin interesting,..everything in here form me and Hennessy, to Me and you ,to me and well...ME, I can't tell if your sis hates me or likes me
TALON: Dude come on man..there could be some personal stuff there and she's gonna think i put you up to it..plus i don't want to here about her personal things
RON: yeah like is she a cowgirl or missionary girl
TALON: DDUE..WHAT THE F@CK..Come on, that's my sis..
RON: OK..AND RIGHT NOW IN MY EYES YOUR SSI IS SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY
EDDIE: GENTLEMEN..PLEASE..
(TALON CALMS DOWN AS RON GIVES HIM A LOOK AND THEN LOOKS BACK OVER TO ED)
EDDIE: well; check this out...(EDDIE OPENS BOOK)...
.January 25, Me and Logan tried to end a remarkable night the right way, I put on my brand new teddy
TALON: OH COME ON ENOUGH..
EDDIE: LISTEN LISTEN
RON: TALON LET THE MAN FINISH..
PUT ON THIS REMARKABLE TEDDY!....he got comfortable, things got hot and heavy..and I couldn't believe it, he stopped mid way..I asked him what was the issue, all he kept saying was how angry he was that my brothers stupid friends broke his trophy and that he felt it was intentional, then he asked me why did i let them do, why did i let Eddie even come near his place with the sketchy past Eddie has had..I couldn't believe it, I knew something else had to be up, after talking with him for five minutes he asked me did I ever have a thing for Eddie, I couldn't believe it. I mean I think Eddie is a cute guy, of course who doesn't
(RON'S EYES BROWS GO UP AND HE IS SMILING AS TALON ISN"T )
Eddie is cute, but he is a jerk and egomaniac. but I can't tell him that part, i answered wth a no, I mean I have never done anything with Eddie though I know he wants to by the way I catch him looking at me
RON: OHHHHHHHH!!!
(TALON TAKES DEEP BREATH)
..After confiding in Logan and making him realize how much I care for him he felt alot better, we started to kiss, as he gently slid my Teddy off, I slowly started to straddle him but guess what?...he couldn't get it up, after 25 minutes I was so upset I asked him what was the deal..all he could say is "MY GODDAM TROPHY"..I stormed out the room and brought his broken trophy and sat it by his side and told him that this was the fourth time he couldn't get it up thinking about other things, especially this trophy..I am starting to wonder if all this is just excuses to a bigger problem..and when I say bigger I don't mean penis, I would never put big and penis in the same sentence when talking about Logan...I mean i really care for him, maybe even love him, but if i could take his passion and charm and give alittle of those attributes to the lower region I would, not alot, just a little would help...Anyway, thank you once again journal for listening when no one else would...
(HOGAN SMILES)
HOAGN: you guys are ridiculous..
(RON IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF ON THE COUCH AS TALON IS SHAKING HIS HEAD SMILING)
RON: Maybe that is why the little guy is so fiery...making up for something I guess..
(ALL FOUR MEN ARE LAUGHING AS EDDIE PUTS THE BOOK BACK IN THE TOP DRAWER)
EDDIE: There is more...for later though...
TALON: I'm never gonna hear the end of it...your putting me in a bad spot with my sister...
HOGAN: Ok..now that the episode of the view is over
(RON LAUGHS HARDER)
HOGAN: Back to what we were saying
EDDIE: What kind of man has your sister in a teddy and can't get it up because of a trophy he won when he was a kid
TALON: Dude, what does that mean
EDDIE: I mean come on, your sis is hot bro..her in a teddy..(MAKES A SEXY FACE WHILE BITTING HIS BOTTOM LIP)...man the thought makes me feel tingly down there
TALON: ENOUGH BRO!!!
(RON IS HUNCHED OVER THE COFFEE TABLE TRYING TO COMPOSE HIMSELF FROM LAUGHING)
EDDIE: What's with Ron, never saw him laugh this much?
RON: his trophy..(SLOWS DOWN LAUGHING)...AHH MAN..GRABS STOMACH CHUCKLING) that is rich...
HOGAN: GUYS...SERIOUSLY, Can we get serious here...We were talking about adding another member...there is something to that, but it has to fit
(ALL THREE MEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER)
RON: Well I for one, wouldn't mind an extra pair of eyes...but don't expect me to send out any invitations to these sons of B!tches...no one on this roster is worth my breathe.
EDDIE: Yeah, and god forbid we send out a "HEY WHAT YOU UP TO THESE DAYS" these morons go and post it all over facebook, or twitter like we are begging them..I swear they're stupid...
TALON: We need to go outside the box for the fourth member..maybe not even on the roster...
EDDIE LOOKS AT TALON THEN AT RONNIE AND ALL THREE MEN LOOK AT HOGAN AS HE RUBS HIS CHIN THINKING)
HOGAN: Not bad...that is what I'm talking about...
(ALL THREE MEN PAUSE, RON GETS UP)
RON: ok fellas..I got to go get some things done...T, what you doing?
TALON: going to the Icebox, need a ride?
RON: Yeah actually...
TALON: Cool..(PUTS CEREAL BOWL UP TO HIS MOUTH AN SIPS OUT THE REST OF THE MILK, THEN TURNS AND PUTS THE BOWL ON THE SINK)
TALON: Lets go..Ed, call me when your ready to go train,
EDDIE: No doubt!
(RONNIE AND TALON LEAVE)
HOGAN: Ed have you seen our approval rating is on the HWA site?
EDDIE: I don't need too, the highest rated portions of the show is when we are on...
HOGAN: yeah but now it seems that alot of the tweets and post are some of the fans wanting to see us get our ass kicked
EDDIE: And..who gives a shit?
HOGAN: Well...I agree, but we need to make sure everyone wants to see us get our ass kicked..then and only then are we really doing our job
EDDIE: What do you suggest..?
(HOGAN TAKES A DEEP BREATH)
HOGAN: I got some ideas..tonight after training meet me at the bar with T and Big Ron
EDDIE: OK..I like this Hoagn...what you up to?
HOGAN: you'll see......
(EDDIE WALKS TO THE BACK AS HOGAN IS STILL CHECKING THE IPAD)
EDDIE: and oh by the way..you never told me who Hans is facing
(HOGAN SMILES)
HOGAN: AC JAMES
(SCENE FADES)
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