(Logan): Psst! Ally!
(Ally): What is it honey?
(Logan): Am scared tae come out!
Ally giggles.
(Ally): Aw, are you a bit embarressed?
(Logan): Naw.... It’s ‘cause...
He throughs the doors open, dressed in nothing but matching frilly bra and panties and starts thrusting.
(Logan): Am just too ####in’ sexy!!!
He starts grinding against Ally who trys to push him away whilst laughing her head off. The sales assistant has no idea how to react to the scantily clad, mad Scotsman currently “Party Boying” his girlfriend.
(Ally): Get off me you idiot!
(Logan): Haha, ach I suppose....
He settles down, checking himself out in the mirror.
(Logan): Right lets buy these ones.
He turns to the sales assistant.
(Logan): Am gonnae wear them out is that awright?
(Sales Assistant): Yes sir. Just get dressed and we’ll get you at the check out.
(Logan): Awesome.
The scene fades out for a moment and comes back into focus with Logan and Ally back at the appartment. Logan still trying to get used to his new underwear.
They put their shopping bags down and Logan goes to the fridge and grabs a couple bottles of Coke. On the way back to the living area, where Ally now settles on to the sofa and has turn on the TV, Logan opens a drawer and picks up Allys journal.
(Logan): Hey I meant tae tell ye earlier.... Ye know how I went tae see Eddie?
Ally adjusts her sitting position so she’s now looking towards him.
(Ally): Yeah? Why?
Logan holds up the journal and Allys face immediately lights up and she squeals in delight and she dives up and kisses him.
(Ally): Oh Logan you are the best! How did you get it back?!
(Logan): I talked him round. Now he says he has copies and I don’t think he’s bluffing so I’ve made a deal, but dinnae worry, it’s nothing am not prepared tae do.
(Ally): Oh my god thank you so much!
She kisses him again long and hard, when suddenly Logans attention is diverted to the TV screen as Grunge’s most recent promo starts to play. Ally also notices Logans name being mentioned on TV and they both stop kissing and watch the entire promo.
After it finishes Ally and Logan just look at each other, both trying not to laugh.
(Logan): #### me. I’ve speant the day trying on lingerie and this crazy bastard thinks I’ve been blown up his wife!?
He looks at Ally for a moment longer as she trys to stiffle the laughter.
(Logan): Christ... Kinda wish I did do it, at least I’d look a bit harder.
(Ally): Aww you always look hard to me.
Logan raises an eyebrow at Ally just as she realises what she said and her cheeks go a bit pink.
(Logan): Anyway, moving away from yer filthy mind.... Can ye believe this guy?! He’s had one match against Billy the Dragon... That he lost and now he thinks he’s a total big time Charlie. He can away and sook ma rook!.... Wee ####in’ bawbag.
Ally starts rubbing one hand against his chest and kisses his neck.
(Ally): I love when you get all mad. It’s been a long day, lets go to bed.
Logan doesn’t need a second invitation, he picks Ally up in his arms and they make their way to the bedroom as the scene fades to black.
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