Most of them go straight after Vanessa and Hans who look in no mood to be bothered, Heinrich takes a few questions while Hans and Butch head off with Vanessa. Logan and Ally try to casually walk past towards their own vehicle but are soon blocked off by the press. Logan holds his hands up to hush the crowd.
(Logan): Okay settle down. Chill yer beans. I’ll answer …. Three questions no more. No less!
A reporter opens his mouth to speak but Logan rolls his eyes and cuts him off.
(Logan): Fine! Four questions!
The confused reporter pauses then goes to speak again but Logan cuts him off once more.
(Logan): God! You leeches dinnae give up! Five questions that’s it take it or leave it!
The reporter nods and Logan turns to Ally before the questions start.
(Logan): Honey, you go ahead and bring the car round, I’m still a bit tipsy, Hans had a lot of beer to steal.
Ally giggles and kisses his cheek before heading off and the reporters wouldn’t dare harass her with Logan present.
(Logan): Right, you! The pleb wi the hat….speak!
Another reporter wearing a baseball cap fumbles for bit while the others laugh at him.
(Pleb wi the hat): Er… me? Yes… Er… I was wondering what your thoughts on the riots that took place after Havoc were?
(Logan): Well they were pretty f*cking mental! I don’t think there’s much more I can really say about it. To be honest that has tae be the shittest question ever. Honestly what am I gonnae say that about it that would really make an interesting story.
The man lowers his head embarrassed.
(Logan): I hope ye get fired!
The crowd gasp and Logan chortles to himself.
(Logan): Ahhh am just joking. Lose the hat though….. Ye look ridiculous.
Just then another reporter takes his opportunity to ask a question.
(Another reporter): Logan I was wondering if you had seen the 8 man tag match confirmed for the Havoc after Road to Ruin and if you, Hans, Heinrich and Butch would be creating a new alliance to rival Sons of Anarchy and NWO?
(Logan): Okay but that counts as two questions… Yes I have seen that match.
He looks over his shoulder in the direction Hans, Heinrich and Butch had been standing.
(Logan): But no. I appreciate the company and the lift back over here but I’m not interested in getting bottled down into a battle with SOA or NWO or any of them. My main objective is regaining the Spotlight Championship from Fallen. Now am not naive enough tae think that just because I’m not taking sides that I’ll avoid any trouble. Ha-ha and I hope I don’t, but I’m not looking for any distractions.
(The first reporter from before who kept opening his mouth… remember at the start?… yeah him): Logan. How do you feel about the return of Merlyn!?
Logan just shrugs his shoulders with a blank look on his face and there is a pause as if waiting on a verbal answer until finally a female reporter pipes up.
(Female reporter): Can you tell us what you think of your next opponent, Fallen?
Logan smiles, happy at finally being asked a decent question.
(Logan): Yes I can. The man is a total trumpet! Honestly, the way he’s been acting since “winning” the Spotlight would have been f*cking hilarious if it wasn’t so desperate. He stabbed Shakir!! I mean… Whit?! If ye cannae beat Shakir in a fair fight then ye have nae chance against me son! Even if ye dae surround yerself wi yer wee numpty crew.
He scoffs.
(Logan): Anarchist Vampire?! What are ye? 15?! Wow, yer such a wee rebel. And a vampire? WHIIIT?!?! Aye Queen of the Damn called… It wants it’s shite idea back.
Logan rolls his eyes.
(Logan): And Grunge…. The imaginary friend thing has been done tae f*ck. Nae body cares. Even when ye were pure raging I still beat ye. … And Finn of Fate!?…What?! Away back tae yer shite pals Gills of Gayness and Scales of Sodomy!
And all you bastards, and cannae forget Billy the Dragon, have ####ing ruined Avenged Sevenfold for me! Now I have tae get new entrance music so I’m not associated with you bellends!!
At that moment Ally pulls up, reaches over and opens the passenger door.
(Ally): Come on Logan, I want to home to bed.
Logan, slightly taken aback by Allys directness turns to the reporters, gives them a half assed wave and gets in the car.
(Ally): I feel so jet lagged!
The door closes and Logans voice is heard, clearly frustrated about Allys ambiguity as the scene fades to black.
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