Merlyn-I see Heidenrich likes to sit to. We have so much in common. Our refined tastes comes foremost to my mind. We are the upper crust of society. Hey midget brothers, where is my caramel and chocolate garlic pizza????? GARCON!!!
Merlyn clears his throat
Merlyn-sorry, They’ve gotten a bit slow these days. Anyway I was saying Heidenrich we have a fight on our hands. Let us not forget this Grudge fellow. I just wanted to let you know that it’s just business. Whatever cruel and unusual things happen, its just business right? On March 44th I will do what is necessary for the betterment of my comrades. We’ll hold it all eventually and I hope to be a part of it.
A midget appears at his side and whispers in his ear.
Merlyn-Ah speaking of comrades
Merlyn presses a button and applause sound from the studio audience he hired in the background.
Hogan-Whats up brutha? I like your new digs. Fancy roof.
Merlyn-Thanks man. Hey I wanted to ask you something. Are you happy with those rent-a-center commercials?
Hogan-It’s a paycheck little brutha.
Merlyn-Well I’m starting something called Rent-a-box for the hobo who likes to live it up. I’ll double what they give you. I know you are gonna need it.
Hogan-deal!
They shake hands as Eddie walks in. He looks around at the roof and studio audience and shakes his head as Merlyn presses the applause button.
Eddie-Hey bro, you got those cases of beer for me?
Merlyn-yea in the fridge there.
Eddie-by the way who came up with that slogan. It stinks.
Merlyn-ahh I passed out during a meeting and #3 came up with the slogan. By the time I woke up it was to late. I'll change it. If you can come up with something, you'll get a paycheck out of it.
Eddie-I'll see what i can come up with.
Merlyn-That goes for any of us. Any money i can swing your way I'll do it.
Eddie-I know but lets not take our eyes off the prize. We got our matches at the ppv and the 8 man tag at Havoc. You prepping for your match or what? I don’t need you getting soft because you are rich.
Just then Toho walks in with some barbed wire and a Singapore cane.
Toho-(in Japanese) I will peal the skin of your asses.
Merlyn-No Toho we have to train, I don't want to stop strawberry cake. I love him but I wish he was more health conscious.
Toho-(in Japanese)You are dumber then ox feet oh smelly one. Millions of dollars and the boy won't buy a bathroom. For that matter how about an apartment you twit and not this stupid alley. That is the last time i take a drunken oath on my honor.
Merlyn-Ok ok Toho we can play the Japanese version of Super Mario with the backwards warps and impossible jumps later. Anyway Eddie I got this covered. I won't be going soft. Want to join us guys?
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