Jake Bash aka Catt- So seriously who set this up? I mean I aint a reporter like these people seem to think Al. Seriously who?
Al-Actually Tony said you would be excited to be doing this. Whats so wrong with this anyways?
Jake-F*CKING Prick! Oh Dog I am so gonna make you pay for this crap! Whats so wrong with this? Gee Al maybe the issue is I am a ANNOUNCER not a reporter!! Crap this is more a job for NewsHound or Dirt Dawg then for me. They are the sleezebag reporters. Interviews, especially with this guy, makes me feel like I need a shower or three. I dont see what any of you see in him. I mean what does anyone really know about him?
Al-Look Jake...I aint paying you to like him. I am paying you to interview him now sit down and do your job.
Jake Bash-Now wait just a dang minute! Who do you think you are talking to? Do you know who I am?
A man starts to walk into the frame popping his knuckles as he rolls his shoulders. As Jake stands and the other man walks towards him, from the other side of the camera comes a man dressed in white. Wearing a white top hat and suspenders holding up his white jeans and white boots. He is wearing a mirrored mask under his curly dark hair. He quickly places a hand on Al's shoulder and stops him.
Finn-Woah woah woah there Al. No need to get hostile with the help. Remember we need him to do the interview...Besides you dont want to piss off the geriatric viewers...The NwO might be watching and take offense or worse send the oh so not scary HATE after you. Besides it almost time. He turns and places his hands on the desk top. And as for you Jake... Shut up and do the interview! He turns and escorts Al back behind the camera. On in a few, lets do this gentlemen.
Jake glares at the camera and shakes his head as a screen comes on showing an empty chair. As the cameraman counts down and Jake arranges his stuff before him he looks up and smiles. Suddenly Steven 'Fallen' Angel sits down across from Jake. He is wearing his black boots with red strings, & black jeans, his black button down shirt is open at the top and over his shoulder is the SpotLight Title. His face is covered with his black mask.
Jake Bash- Hello HWA thats right its me the Ca to the double T Catt!! And joining me live via satalite from his home is none other the
Spotlight Champion himself Fallen of the SOA! So Fallen thanks for joining us.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Stop right there Jake. First off I dont like fake people so please lets not act like friends when we both know how we feel about each other. It will make this better for both of us. Especially since I wanted Dog rather then you.
Jake Bash- Good I can definately agree with that! And trust I would much rather he be here then me! So lets get this done then. What do you have to say about what Hans had to say? What do you think your chances are for winning the HeavyWeight title? What about...
Fallen stands up and reaches over the desk throwing coffee in Jakes face. As Jake jumps up and security grabs him from behind and escorts him off the stage, Fallen walks around and sit behind the desk.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Now that the trash has been taken out lets get on with this properly. He sets the title facing the camera as he leans back and props his boots on the desk and steeples his fingers over his chest. Hans. Hans. Hans. You know maybe I did get over excited in my last promo. Maybe I said alot of things but Hans have you ever thought maybe I did it because like your first promo to me I couldnt understand you so I figured if I spoke jibberish like you maybe you would understand?
He sits up and slams his palms down on the desk top as he looks angrily at the camera. He slowly twist his neck popping his neck both ways and then pulls a smoke from his pocket and lights up. He slowly blows out a plume of smoke.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- You know what it doesnt matter. See Hans you think your brother was screwed in his match against Curt? WHO CARES? See Hans I wouldnt have cared if it was Curt or Heinrich who had the title. Seeing that it was Curt just added to my enjoyment. You say we SOA members are all alike. Quick to pop off, make threats, etc. etc. Wow well maybe we do that because that seems to be the only way to get the attention of the ego-maniacs like NWO, The Horde, Even your Euro-Boys. But we can try a diffrent way.
He takes a drink of his glass swallowing it in one gulp. Stubbing out his smoke he shakes his head.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- You say you think you know whats coming at Havoc Hans? You have No clue. You say I dont know whats coming? But Hans I have heard that before. And yet here I stand
before you and all the HWA roster for all to see. Hans the diffrence between us are too many to even start on, and yes maybe you think you may have a clue as to what I am going to do in a "wrestling" match. But Hans I think I have already proven I will do whatever it takes.
He props his elbows on the desk as he puts his chin on his fists. Shaking his head he smiles a wickedly evil smile.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- See Hans you like the others before you think I am predictable. You think you know me. You think for some reason that I dont know how to wrestle? Do you all think the SOA are nothing but brutish thugs? Because in thinking that way...By making those assumption...You have proved that you are no better then those who came before you. You, like the others before you, need to be shown your place in the back of the bus with the other children.
He smilles as he looks down at the Belt on the desk. He shakes his head as he chuckles.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Hans can you hear it? Can you hear the message? Will you understand it if you do manage to hear it? Too bad we will never know. Because at Havoc when you feel the message. When you hear them ring the bell.. When you look up and see them raising MY hands... When you see your precious golf title in MY hand... What will you do? What will you be willing to do in that squared circle to keep your belt? At Havoc all these questions and more will be awnsered Hans!! At Havoc when that bell rings it will be the final three dings of your reign as HWA Champion. So Hans go ahead and be like the rest. Go ahead and underestimate me like everyone else. Go ahead Hans BLINK again!!
The puppet Shiek slowly rises from the back of the desk looking at Fallen. Slowly its head turns 180 degrees and faces the camera.
Shiek Akbar- Hans the countdown has begun and when the bell rings with the two combatants in the ring...Ony one will emerge. So silence your voice and open your ears, hear the message and lose your fears...Or he will murder you with a one, two, three.
Slowly Shiek Akbar turns another 180 degrees and sinks back down behind the desk as Fallen smiles and chuckles.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Well said Shiek. Well said. At Havoc Hans you will be facing one of the true Sons Of Anarchy. And from the chaos of Anarchy, Comes the message that few learn and even fewer can hear. So dont blink or you might miss the beating you are about to recieve. Hahahaha Now this interview is over!
Standing he grabs up his belt and slings it over his shoulder as he walks out of camera shot laughing.
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