(Camera man): Michael, we're recording in five, four, three…
The camera man stops speaking and finishes the countdown by use of his fingers, lowering his middle and index fingers before giving Michael the thumbs-up to begin and his head disappears back behind the camera lens and Michael starts to speak.
(Michael): Good afternoon Mr Draconis, my apologies for not responding to your oh-so-brilliantly-constructed rebuttal. I could lie and make excuses for not being so verbally active but to be quite frank, I don't really have a lot of time for what you and your cohorts have to say and most of the time, I find myself becoming a broken record and repeating statements I've already previously fired at you. Perhaps you, Anarchist Vampire, Grunge and Fallen, all love to constantly vomit out the same torpid nonsense that we've all grown accustomed to hearing from you. I, on the other hand, find it particularly boring and almost blood-thinning.
I had a variety of points I was going to make in this very short recording but in doing so, I would only be wasting my breath. I was also going to point out the shortness of your tempers and how the slightest negative comment is like lighting the fuse of a stick of dynamite that sets you off in way I've never seen before. And although both my brother and I find it greatly amusing to behold, it seems our esteemed World Champion has a sharper eye and tongue than I and has already stated this point, so to do so again wouldn't be too prudent on my part.
I will say this though, well, it's more of a probe than a statement. When you said, "Hey Michael you can use the analogy of a King cobra snake bite but remember that I stand with the dragons of the world so while you act like you will bring the brains of this match because you’re so much more of an intellectual and savvy wrestler", what in the world were you actually trying to say, because for the life of me, I can't figure out what.
Michael screws his face in a genuine expression of confusion as he repeats Draconis' statement.
(Michael): You stand with the dragons of the world? Did I hear you correctly? You stand with the dragons of the world? Wow, if I wasn't utterly terrified of being decimated by an idiot redneck with delusions of grandeur, the IQ of a cabbage and the memory span of a goldfish, before, then I might aswell not turn up now, you've already got this match won now with statements like that, William!
As for your threat of submitting me with your so-called "Dragon Rage", I seriously doubt you know how to spell "Gogoplata" let alone apply the actual hold. I'm thinking you seen must've been watching WWE and witnessed the Undertaker attempting to utilise it and thought to yourself, "hmmm, that will do me!"
Michael shakes his head in a dismissive manner, before looking at his watch and then looking back up again at the camera.
(Michael): I really don't know what else to say to you William. Correction, I don't know what else to say that won't go through one ear and straight out the other, or that will send you into a blind fit of rage and force you to go a random biker bar and start administering your wrestling moves on them. Besides, I have a lot more important matters to be attending to and addressing you is merely a contractual obligation rather than an out-and-out necessity. I will say this though, William. You're match with me at Havoc is not going to be a walk in the park for you. It's going to be a very painful, systematic and tactful lesson in technical and submission wrestling. You're aspirations of challenging for the All-Star Championship are going to be as blackened as your limbs once they've endured the methodical breakdown that I have in store for you. I'd say think on, William, but that won't take very long; probably all of three seconds before you start scratching your head and making noises akin to a gorilla. Rather than that, just be ready William. Be ready.
Michael rises from his seated position and unclips the microphone attached to the collar of his shirt and he leaves it on the stool, walking off-screen as the scene concludes and fades to black.
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