Eddie-you are a ridiculous human being.
Merlyn-why?
Eddie-nevermind. Whats the matter with you?
Merlyn-tired after the workout. Don't worry though. I'm working out later.
Eddie-in the elevator?
Merlyn-that's crazy talk.
Eddie stares at Merlyn for a moment and sighs.
Eddie-you ready for your match with whats his face?
Merlyn-Heinrich? yeah. Gonna be some hard times ahead for sauerkraut. Hey man watch this.
Merlyn takes out his ipad that he was eating his food on and connects it to a wire. He opens the elevator button panel and hooks up his ipad to it. He presses a few buttons and the elevator music changes to "Feel Good inc" by the Gorillaz.
Eddie-nice.
The elevator doors open and Jack Bookman walks in. He squeezes in with Eddie and Merlyn.
Jack Bookman-Eddie...hello again Merlyn.
Merlyn smiles and Jack Bookman turns around. Merlyn pulls on Eddies sleeve and whispers watch this. Merlyn taps a few buttons and a loud farting noise comes from the loudspeakers. Jack Bookman looks at the floor not wanting to acknowledge the sound. Merlyn presses another button and does it again, this time a bit louder. Jack Bookman jumps in surprise and continues to ignore the sound. Merlyn presses the button again and this time it sounds like an accident just occurred Jack Bookman looks around at Eddie and Merlyn and both have straight faces. Finally the door opens on the lobby and Jack Bookman runs out of the elevator. They both start laughing.
Merlyn-you like that?
Eddie-you are a ridiculous human being I say again.
Merlyn-coffee?
Eddie-no thanks. You want to go for a run?
Merlyn-yeah sure. Let me just tell security to watch my stuff.
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