I’m going to start with a new section called… Quotes of the Week.
And thirds prize goes to….. Santa Claus with, “I've been far too busy to reply to any letters, but my Head Elf has been keeping me filled in, while I keep Mrs. Claus filled in.” Congratulations Mr Claus, your sense of humour is refreshing around here and I appreciate it.
Now, second place goes to….. Maniac with “VIOLENCE IS GOLDEN!!!!!!!” No Maniac, Silence is Golden so please feel free to shut the f*ck up.
And now, this weeks winner…. With an absolute peach is…. Angelus Payne with “I will beat you Deas so that I can show the original SOA members that I'm as good as them in the HWA.” This is easily the most accurate thing anyone has ever said ….ever. Angelus is right, by beating Deas he’ll show that he is just as good as the rest of SOA. He will show us that, like the rest of SO, he is shit…. But not as bad as Deas. Congratulations Mr Payne, you have won the first ever Logan Neilson’s Back Page Headline Quote of the Week.
And now back to business…I’d like to officially reveal that what happened at the end of my match with Talon at Declarations was NOT pre planned. Ally acted of her own accord, and just like you when it looked as if she had come to aid Talon I was shocked. And when she knocked that chair in his face I was just as delighted. So it’s thanks to her that I won that match and I love her for it. But I’d also like to say to offer my sincere commiserations to Talon. We had an epic battle and he more than played his part in making it an awesome night for the fans so credit where it’s due.
But enough about me and Talon, what about the NWO‘s epic b###h-a-thon? F*cking hilarious. They all seem best friends now of course but poor wee Buff left out of the parties. Don’t worry am sure he’ll have another coattail to ride soon enough and another come back to disappoint us all with. He’s almost as bad as Parker.
Well thanks for reading people, hope you’ve enjoyed and providing I don’t get shut down again I’ll be back again with more entertaining ramblings.
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