Grunge(singing):you better not run you better not because fate is coming to town
Finn:dude what are you singing
Grunge:my new christmas carol it's called FATE is coming to town.Now you have the bag right
the town men walk up to a group of hobo midgets
Grunge: HO HO HO merry christmas
the midgets all turn as their faces light up with cheer
Grunge:so finn tells me you all have been good guys and gals so grunge claus has brought you all some presents are you ready.You all get in line now.
They all get into a single file line the first one walks up and grunge reaches in the bag finn is hold and pulls out a gift wrapped in fate wrapping paper and hands it to the first little man who begins tearing into it when he sees the box he looks at grunge confused then he looks back at the box
Beatnic the midget: What what the hell is this what the hell am i gonna do with this piece of shit
the camera zooms in on the box and shows that it is one of merlyn's coffee makers beatnic throws the box and hits one of the elves in the groin with the box the he charges the other one and bites his leg finn runs over and pulls the midget off him and holds him in the air
Grunge: finn put him down so little man you like to fight huh i like you your funny speaking of funny hey DNA hows the house you may wanna rethink what you wanna start we are not the ones you talk about seeing me on the street and your gonna break my neck well hell come on down boys you wont be the first to try nor will you be the last and hey you out sourced but ummm come on guys merlyn i am really he didnt get the job the first time around so you and your fairies may wanna stop think about the war your gonna start because war that you wont be able to fly away from see let me tell you somethings boys end all be all boys girls what ever the hell you are you pick a fight you may wanna make sure you have the tools to finish it and you three have no idea you talk about taking us out come on really nwo had more talent than you three what is the word i am looking for
Finn:hobos
Grunge:yeah thank you hobos so think about it boys and now on to the jolly fat man santa you see jolly fat man you never brought me anything at five i asked for a fire truck and what did i get coal six i asked for a bike what did i get coal seven i asked for coal and what did you do skipped me so santa i am gonna end christmas for all the boys and girls everywhere no more reign deer no more ho ho ho NO MORE JOLLY FAT RED PEICE OF TRASH SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL
Grunge runs over to the man getting off the ground and hits him with the spaceneedle
the screen goes black and the words "christams end 8-17-2011"
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