~Eddie
Senester, Why can't you just come out and say what the hell you mean. First Off, if you haven't noticed we haven't used the NWO moniker for a while. So before you go thinking you have anything to do with the destruction of the NWO, truth is We kinda all agreed to just be Eddie, Talon and Ron...oh and when ever the hell buff gets back..you know what, Buff don't come back. Seriously. Four months and you've done nothing to put an end to Johnny purples "RAIN OF TERROR" come pick up your check that for some reason was in my mail. And let us part ways. ok Back to you Spock. Listen...you have been ranting the same non sense since I got here. I think I got it though, I think Mommy told you way to many bed time stories
Eddie finishes the water and grabs another
~Eddie
At what point you stopped getting laid and you decided to just act like a last master in a video game or bad B movie. Stop it already.Enough. I'm a grown man. Get off of World of Warcraft and come back to reality. And what is that reality? That you sit back masterminding the most minute and tirbunal things, does it take you that long to make a sandwich....(EDDIE STARTS TO LAUGH) I can see it now...(STANDS UP AND BREAKS INTO A SOLILOQUY AS THE LIGHTS MYSTERIOUSLY DIM AND ONLY SHINE ON HIS EYES..HE BEGINS TO SPEAK WITH A LOW RASP) This is White Bread. Is it what I want, Can't be, there's wheat in the cupboard. There is also rye. The baker won't get away with this game, his malcontent is of mere venom. His betrayal of my shopping list but only arouses my ire. I will see that this deli grocer meets an unfortunate and miss timed death. for that I have many pianos laying around. Grocer, if you see and X on the ground, look up, it might be your final gasp of air. your blood will but add color to a dreary sidewalk, a sidewalk that has many cracks and pot holes in which I have called city hall, they put me on hold for an hour, what the hell was I saying, oh yes grocer.. But if I miss out on you, then I will be sure to inject you with this (BRINGS OF BOTTLE OF WATER AS IF THOUGH IT WAS A SYRINGE) This right here will be your undoing for that I will inject you and keep you wondering for years what was it, was it water, was cum...maybe it was Kool Aid. I want Rye Dammit, Rye with Mayo and one slice of limburger. ..(LONG PAUSE..AFTER ABOUT TWENTY SECOND THE LIGHT COMES BACK ON AS EDDIE BREAKS OUT INTO LAUGHTER)....HE goes to grab another bottle of water and starts to stumble and passes out as he falls face first to the ground, (WE HERE THE CAMERA MAN CONCERNED CALLING OUT EDDIE'S NAME THEN WE HERE HIM TALK)
CAMERA MAN: Holy shit, I got to call the ambulance, what the hell...
(SCENE ABRUPTLY CUTS OFF)
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