And it came to pass, as they fled from before Israel, and were in the going down to Bethhoron, that the LORD cast down great stones from heaven upon them unto Azekah, and they died: they were more which died with hailstones than they whom the children of Israel slew with the sword." (Joshua 10:11)
(Senester): Last week Mr. Claus you made a feeble and foolish attempt at lightening the mood shall we say at Blood, Sweat and Tears. More importantly you all but ignored my presence in the ring, which in and of itself is an indication for you to exit. Come Havoc, it is only fitting that we are properly introduced so this occurrence does not happen again. I don’t want any doubts in your mind after Havoc on the exact protocol you should assume when you address me. That however is for Havoc, but to show you that I too can have fun I have taken the time to write you a letter, allow me to read it to you.
Senester unfolds a piece of paper, clears his throat and begins to read.
(Senester): Dear Santa,
I have been exceptionally good over the past year. There are too many things to name, but here is just a small, modest list of a few things to give you an idea:
1. I cured Diana Parker’s cancer.
2. I gave Maniac his memory back after his car accident.
3. I continue to give Bryan Deas a paycheck for doing little to no work.
4. I ended Butch Parker’s career so he could truly be just the ordinary man he wanted to be.
5. I took Butch Parker’s children as my own, after he never so much as looked them in the eyes or held the, once…simply abandoned them.
6. Although they have declined my offer…I reached out to the James family and offered the assistance of Dark Horse to locate their missing AC James.
7. I have shown Ronnie McNeil the value of family and have helped bring him even closer to his.
8. I have not turned Merlyn over to the authorities for clear health code and FDA violations for holding unlicensed demos and selling cups of coffee outside arenas.
9. I have tried to save der von Richtiven brothers, but their hold to humanity proves to be as much of a strength against my efforts as it is a weakness to their existence.
10. Most recently, I have helped Talon see the hidden realities that have plagued his entire life, and I’m helping him reach his true potential.
(Senester): There is so much more. These are just the things surrounding HWA. There are vast philanthropic endeavors, legal victories, scientific innovations and breakthroughs, and successful business ventures all within the various departments of Dark Horse that I could example, but as I said…a modest list.
As for you Mr. Claus…let me make one thing perfectly clear as you no doubt have heard many harsh, unjust and untrue accounts of my nature. I am God, and at Havoc I am not out to hurt you, but to help you. What greater gift can one give the gift giver himself than to provide him with “perspective.” And you will have that perspective Sinterklass, Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle or whatever denomination you prefer to go by. This match will help you with your current situation. I understand there is a challenge between yourself, Grunge and Merlyn to see who might win an HWA title before the other. Again, this match only prepares you for the journey ahead. Please come prepared and give me your all, as I will accept nothing less. Although you cannot defeat me, you will have won a greater understanding in defeat which is far more valuable to you. You will understand that you should never, ever, get in my way again.
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