Maniac: Logan, Logan, Logan....here I was ready to give you a free-pass to an easy ass-kicking. And then you have to start spouting so much shit, I'm fairly certain you need a diaper for your chin. Still going on about how you are a miserable failure as a father and a boyfriend? You really have issues don't you? What’s the matter Logan? Are you so lost without your ##### that you just can’t concentrate? Or are you finally realizing that you don’t have what it takes to beat me and gracefully ducking out? You know Logan you remind me of one of those geeks who play online role playing games, changing your character constantly to fit the game that is being played.
*Maniac suddenly seems to walk into something, despite there being no trees or anything around. He reaches forward and pats it, and then shakes his head.*
Maniac: Fourth Wall. Dammit.
*Maniac turns sideways, and keeps walking still tossing the apple up and catching.*
Maniac: See Logan, that's why I'm going to beat you and Heinrich at Helloween Harvest. I don't act like something I'm not. I don't act like I'm a rich bastard while having nothing. I AM a Rich bastard and I have everything. I don't act like I'm the best wrestler here, while actually barely being able to out-wrestle my shoelaces. I AM the best Wrestler this place has, and everyone knows it. I don't act like I'm The Chosen One, while having no pull whatsoever. But most of all, I don't act like I'm going to win, only to job like a b###h. When I say I'm going to win, I do. When I say I'm going to win the All-Star Title, I will. When I say I'm going to leave the arena as the NEW HWA All-Star Champion, I will. And that's why at Helloween Harvest, I will walk away the All-Star Champion, while you'll be left staring into a mirror and wondering where you screwed up. The simple truth is, you screwed up the very second you took this match, because you've never had a chance. But let’s go back to your last little promo.
*Maniac stops walking, and looks to the right, where we see a Mirror has been placed on a tree. Maniac pauses and tosses the apple high up into the air and then speaking directly at the mirror.*
Maniac: Mirror Mirror, on the tree. Whose the vainest one there ever has been?
*The mirror then seems to shake a little, before a picture of Logan Neilson appears.*
Mirror: Maniac, everyone knows that's Logan Neilson. He must be vain to believe he can beat you.
*Maniac chuckles and then reaches to his side catching the apple as it drops and starts walking again, staring back at the camera.*
Maniac: See Logan, everyone knows that you don’t stand a chance against me. Your biggest delusion is that you’re somehow The Queen in this little fairytale of yours. No what you are Logan, is Snow White. You've been thrown out of your home, out into the wilderness, and I get to play the part of The Queen when I put you to sleep. All your dreams, your delusions, your entire being in the HWA come to an end, because you've had the Golden Apple dangled right in front of you. But when you try and take that apple....when you try and take the bite....you'll be out cold, gone from HWA and reminded of just how much better then you I am.
*Maniac then catches the apple again and reaches forward holding it straight at the camera.*
Maniac: Come on Logan, take a bite. Go to sleep, and start waiting for your Prince Charming to rescue you. Have you got the balls to take your bite of the apple when it’s offered to you?
*Maniac pulls the apple back and takes a big bite. He chews it down and swallows and then tosses the apple aside and stops, and slips the replica title belt from his shoulder.*
Maniac: Soon I won’t need this replica Logan because at Helloween Harvest I am going to win the real thing. It will be my gold, my title. For months I've fought hard to get where I am and I will not be stopped by you or that German f*ck Heinrich. That's what I'VE done. And you really think I'm just going to drop this to some two bit Scottish piece of garbage? You seem to think this is going to be your Fairytale, like you get to walk into the arena and get handed the belt. Facts Up, Logan – Ain't Happening. I am going to be the Champion for a damn good reason, and I'll be damned if I let a cheap male ##### take the belt from me. You’re not good enough, and I'll show you up as being a lucky sonuvab###h just to have this damn shot. But unfortunately for you, there's no Prince Charming coming to save your ass, and you'll just be left on a cold hard slab, to rot, just like your damn career will. This isn't a Fairytale....
*Maniac suddenly pauses, as we see 7 bobbing heads walk past, each carrying a different tool from a Shovel to a Pick. They stroll off the screen and Maniac watches them walk away for a moment, his face completely shocked.*
Maniac: What............the..............f*ck?
*Maniac stands there stunned for a moment and then shakes his head and looks down at his replica title. He pauses to polish it, and then tosses it back onto his shoulder.*
Maniac: You can come for the All-Star Title, but you won't get it. I am the best damn wrestler this place has ever seen. And whether you like it or not at Helloween Harvest you just won't be good enough to stop me from fulfilling my destiny. But after I give you a wrestling lesson, maybe you can go ask Sleepy or Grumpy for some tips. Let them show you how they go for Gold, and maybe get some tips. I'm in the middle of making history here, the soon to be longest reigning HWA All-Star Champion, ever. And when the pay per view is over, and I'm the new All-Star Champ, while your still a b*tch, you should be able to walk away with some ideas on how to get better. Step One – Be more like me. Step Two – Repeat Step One. Fact is Logan; I'm entering this match more psyched for any title then in recent memory. And I KNOW you can bring your best, and I look forward to that look in your eyes, when you realize as good as you are you’re not good enough. When you try and step up to show off, and get put back in your place instead. That's what I look forward to. It’s the same look I saw in the eyes of Heinrich at Havoc when I beat him. All people who stepped up to me got smacked down like cheap #####s. You'll be no different Logan, just another name on my beaten list. I'm the best in this company for a damn good reason. I always bring it, always. It’s why your dreams of 'decimating' me are nothing more than bullshit. No-one can decimate me. All you can do, is hope and pray that I slip-up. Here lately, I haven't. And at Helloween Harvest, I won't. What I will do, is walk away knowing that once again, Snow White bit the apple and went to sleep. Enjoy your dreams, Logan. Because that's the ONLY place you'll ever beat me. I’m going to walk into Helloween Harvest as a challenger, and I walk out the HWA All-Star Champion. And all you walk out with, is the knowledge that you, like so many others before you, got shown up. You got beaten, you got taken down, but most of all you realized...VIOLENCE IS GOLDEN!!!
*Maniac walks off as the scene fades to black.*
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