Maniac: You know, there's not much in the past year that's gotten to me. Draconis getting the pin behind my back bugged me, but I shrugged it off and assumed I'd get another shot. Vanessa preaching to anyone that listens to her, that I am some sort of ultimate evil now, that annoys me, but I expected no better from a b###h. And now we have Ronnie acting like another Hans von Richtoven, all high and mighty, that annoys me, but it also gives me a chance to wipe my hands of him.
*Maniac then pauses and smiles straight up at the camera.*
Maniac: And besides, when I heard him screaming and saw him squirm at Helloween Harvest it brought a big smile to my face.
*Maniac chuckles again and then adjusts his shirt and turns to face the camera fully serious.*
Maniac: But Ronnie, you have gotten to me, just a little. And it’s not just because you are the HWA World Champion. No, I understand as Champion, you have to defend the belt whenever a challenger is chosen. But what pisses me off is you’re a little b###h; you can't even act like a man. You’re walking around whining and b###hing about me getting this match against you. NEWSFLASH EINSTEIN! I WANNA kick your ass. I WANNA watch you tapout and I damn sure don't want to get DQ'd. You are now the example, the practical lesson for any other Jonny Come Lately that wants to try and follow your example, to get a shot at me. Any of the other little wusses that think jumping me from behind is going to get them their shot; you get to show them what happens when they do. I'm going to bend you, break you, bust you, burn you, and I'm going to do it all with a smile on my face. And by the time I'm done, and your crawling on your one good hand, your face a bloodied mess, your legs so damn beaten you can't even get up on your knees, you’re going to see me stand over you, and you’re going to BEG me to end you. See, for you, this is a one-off. One appearance, that’s it. Pin me 1, 2, 3, ride over into the sunset, right? This isn't Hollywood, Ronnie. The only sunset you'll be riding off to will be Sunset Hospital on Mulholland Drive. Draconis might have thrown all these pretty little incentives my way, looking to tilt the deck in your odds, when all he's done is widened my world of pain. I don't need or want any help, and come Havoc I’ll prove it when I dismantle you in the middle of the ring. Draconis, I hope your listening, because this one’s for you. I've sat back, and ignored you for ages. I've let you have your little fun, knowing it would end soon enough. But now, now you’re trying to prolong the torture for shits and giggles. And that I won't stand for. So, consider this your warning. One way or another, I'm getting you out of my hair for good. The only question you need to ask is would you rather go peacefully, or do I need to introduce you to my lead pipe Sue. Either way, you won't like the hard way. So Ronnie, I hope you man up at Havoc and show up for our match. But bring your balls, so I can personally rip them off and shove them down your throat. There's a reason I do the things that I do, it’s because I am the best at what I do, and what I do is wrestle. Bring your bag of tricks, bring your party favors, and bring all the clauses you want. When that final bell rings, you’re going to be a broken mess on the mat, questioning what made you ever want to come back. And I hope that you’re smart enough to realize all the little things you've learned as they load you into that ambulance.
*Maniac sticks up one finger.*
Maniac: Lesson One: Don't run your mouth.
*Maniac sticks up two fingers.*
Maniac: Lesson Two: Being the HWA World Heavyweight Champion doesn't get you everything.
*Maniac sticks up three fingers.*
Maniac: Lesson Three: The only thing people should be scared of you for, is your persistent b###hing
*Maniac sticks up four fingers.*
Maniac: Lesson Four: If you don't swallow quickly, you'll choke. Draconis really should be gentle next time.
*Maniac sticks up five fingers.*
Maniac: And finally, and most importantly of all. Just as you’re looking out that window, and you see me standing there, smiling, holding my title high, you'll realize Lesson Five.
*Maniac smirks and walks off as the scene fades to black.*
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