The TV now flickers white and powers off as the camera angle swivels around to reveal Santa sitting there in a giant recliner in front of a roaring, orange-red fire. He now looks over at the oak carved coffee table and picks up a small hand-held digital video camera. He fumbles with it for a few moments before he finally gets the viewer to pop open. He then presses the tiny red "Record" button and speaks once the red light flashes on.
Santa Claus: Hoooo Hoooooooo Hooooooooooo! Hello there boys and girls, moms and dads and people all around the world. It's your pal, Santa Claus! I've been resting and recuperating from the brutal, vicious, cruel beat down that Maniac delivered to me a week ago. To say that your old pal, Santa, was in bad shape is an understatement. But I'm always ever-vigilant and I'll never stop being the one, true hero that you all want and need in the HWA!
Santa offers a weak smile as he now scoots himself up in his rocking chair. He places his elbows on his knees and cups his fake white bearded chin in the cupped palms of his hands as he speaks again.
Santa Claus: I'm going to just say it straight away here, friends. There is a boy out there who has been on the Naughty List for weeks now. Ever since Christmas ended, he's been out there being mean and doing naughty, bad things at all hours of the day and night. You know who this boy is too.. his name is Draconis. Draconis is the one who is next on the Naughty List and I'm going to need everyone's help to make sure that he doesn't turn around and beat me. Your old pal Santa can't afford another loss so soon into 2012. So help me by cheering me on this coming week as I take on the dastardly Draconis in the ring.. bringing goodness and kindness back to HWA where it belongs!
The scene now fades out to black as Santa turns off the small handheld camera.
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