(ESPN Reporter): Sir…. As owner of the largest wrestling organization in the world how do you think an NFL event compares to a wrestling event and what are your predictions for Superbowl this Sunday?
(Senester): Football doesn’t compare to wrestling it’s that simple. Our athletes compete year round and perform with or without injury. They hold themselves to a higher standard which produced superior athletes and superior results. We are a global franchise where American Football is hardly recognized around the world. As far as predictions go…why don’t you ask them what their predictions are for this coming Havoc when Ronnie McNeil defends the HWA World Heavyweight Championship against Maniac?
(ESPN Reporter): I’m sorry but I’m not familiar with them, did they compete in the NCAA?
Senester just stares at him as if he’s ready to choke him.
(ESPN Reporter): So who are you going for Giants or Patriots?
(Senester): It is truly inconsequential to me who wins or loses. However, the winners are welcome to come test their abilities against any HWA talent. I’m sure NFL and HWA fans worldwide wouldn’t mind seeing Eli Manning or Tom Brady square off in the ring against some real competition.
(ESPN Reporter): Is that a challenge? Do you think it would be a fair fight?
(Senester): You can call it what you want to call it, there is no such thing as fair in the ring, you do what is necessary to win.
(ESPN Reporter): Will you even be watching the game, or perhaps just the halftime show…Madonna is performing.
(Senester): Is that supposed to mean something to me?
(ESPN Reporter): I thought perhaps the correlation to the music industry might appeal to you. You’ve had several guests of your own on HWA programming, and Lady Gaga recently issued a statement on Jimmy Kimmel about one of your athletes.
(Senester): She didn’t issue a statement about “one of my athletes” she issued falsehoods and insolent conjectures about Talon Wilkinson.
(ESPN Reporter): So you didn’t answer my question…will you be watching the game?
(Senester): As a matter of fact I will. I have a business meeting with Tim Tebow, I believe we can spare a few moments to watch some parts. Now if you’ll excuse me.
Senester starts walking away surrounded by security and the reporter whose interested just got heavily peaked is trying to push through with his mic.
(ESPN Reporter): Senester…one moment…please. What is your association with Tebow? Will he be at Dark Horse Towers? What kind of business will you be conducting?
The reporter gets shoved back into the crowd as Senester is whisked away into a limo and the scene fades to black.
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