Santa is feeling very mirthful and happy as he finishes doing his third push-up for the day. Sweat covers his forehead from the exerting that he just undertook from three complete push-ups. He now sits up with a cheery, joyful, rosy-cheeked smile on his face.
Santa Claus: Hello boys and girls! It's your old pal, Santa Claus! I've been going through my Naughty and Nice List and I've got to let you all know that I'm very proud of each and every one of you who have been doing the right thing! Keep in mind, there are only six months remaining until Christmas, so keep being good little boys and girls.
Santa stands up (with assistance from The Easter Bunny and Frosty the Snowman.. aka.. two additional people in very fake-looking costumes) and then takes a seat in his rocking chair.
Santa Claus: Someone who has been a very good boy is this new fellow named Toast. Now, everyone knows that Santa loves toast. I love it with butter, cinnamon, jelly, jam and french.. but this man who calls himself Toast is very good. He's the kind of man that I could get along with great. He knows just what needs to be done, he's a dedicated, determined young man and I would be happy to team with him any day of the week!
Santa smiles, his eyes light up and twinkle. He now takes a sip of milk and then smiles even wider.
Santa Claus: Toast and I will be fighting one another for the number one contendership to the All Star Championship. A title that I feel that I should have around my waist. So Toast, I wish you the best of luck in the coming week and I hope that you and I put on a match that will leave everyone in wonder. You and I are going to tear the house down, young man, so I look forward to it.
Santa now leans forward and whispers secretly.
Santa Claus: Now, can you bring me a Big Mac Combo Meal to the show? I hear you're the manager of McDonald's... another favorite! HO HO HO!
Santa now sits back in his rocking chair and sips his milk as the scene fades to white snow.
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