Kosh- "Did you hear about the announcement? I told you Sheik Shakir would be on the first or second team sent against us. You owe me a dollar."
Wayne- "Really?!? Did you sit through the rest of the announcement? If a volunteer comes along and wants his spot all he has to do is beat him and no sheik."
Kosh-"Well lets use that to our advantage."
Wayne-"What do you mean?"
Kosh-"Well lets jump someone backstage then we'll pay a guard to say he saw someone else do it then we can ambush someone else and keep the rumor mill spinning, it will be hilarious we could heckle that for months if not years." he leans back and begins to chuckle to himself with a self satisfied smile on his face.
Wayne-"Being were new here is there anyone in particular you really wanna jump?" Wayne watch as the smirk fell off Koshs' face. "Besides it's not like we have to hunt them down they will be marched to the ring two by two all we have to do is wait."
Kosh-"Ok, how about we start rumors about the partners and get them to beat each other to a bloody pulp and then by the time they get in the ring it's over before it stops. That is a classic tactic."
Wayne-"Yea if by classic you mean grade school. Micheal most of these teams really aren't all that friendly to each other. I mean take our first customers Sheik Shakir, and may I remind you the HWA All Star Champion, Judas Mercury. They are a prime example of enemys in your midst, the fact that a title will be in our ring gives me a rush of excitement. Judas has jokes so I hear but he is also one of two stars that hold belts in the HWA he deserves a rare treat don't you think."
Kosh-"Yeah but his partner is the reason you owe me a dollar. Don't change the subject you owe me a dollar I won the bet."
Wayne-"Wow, you still missed the beginning point of this conversation, you can't win a bet until the bell rings Someone could take his place and then I would win."
Kosh-"Who would want to get in the ring with Us in his place?"
Wayne-"I don't care as long as there are a pair of guys ready to compete for the belt when the bell rings makes me no never mind."
Kosh-"I still think we need to come up with a better heckle I mean not that it ain't good it's just that this has never been tried before. What if they don't get it?"
Wayne-"Since when have I ever cared who gets my heckle? Have you been talking to the Fool again? So help me if you have been it will be the newspaper for you and I really mean it this time."
Kosh-"No. Wayne I promised and I'm cool. All I'm saying is there are a lot of stars that will be trying to win these belts and this is the heckle you want of all that's available why this one?"
Wayne-"Cause I find it funny they'll be trying and I'll be doing that's all that matters. Trust me this one is worth it and there will be lots of willing victims, plenty to go round."
Kosh-"Well then what should we do for our first match?"
Wayne-"If Sheik Shakir and Judas Mercury were here right now?" Wayne leans back and thinks for a minute. "I'd give them the same advice I give to the rest of HWA. Life asked Death 'Why do people Love me but Hate you?' And Death replied 'Because you are a Beautiful Lie and I'm the Ugly Truth.'"
Kosh-"Aren't you worried we might have bitten off more then we can chew?"
Wayne-"The only fear I have is they'll refuse to get in the ring."
Man-"Sir we have clearance for landing."
Wayne-"Good we are here. Thank you Captain."
Kosh- "Where are we Going?"
Wayne-"You'll see. . ."
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