"It's....kinda like that. " he says, looking back at the camera before staring at the screen.
"It's the kind of thing people talk about. They...they describe it to their pals, at the water cooler, wherever you wanna put em. Remember when what's-his-sack from the NFL had all those dog fights? It's like that. I don't mean the bad press or anything. I mean the Dog fight. That's how the ring looks."
His snickers started to blossom into disgusting giggles.
"When you have a match with me, I don't hit you so hard your kids feel it...no. All that pain? All that hurt? It's for you. If I want to share it with anyone else that I'm gonna reach out and hurt someone. I'll take a crowbar to the jobbers before the show, I'll ....RAKE my maiming chair across someones face in the locker room...I'll make that decision. After all Sharing is caring, right?!"
And now he was laughing. Like the mewling of a sick animal mixed with the roar of a woodchipper.
"But this is good! It's a great opportunity for me to introduce myself to those who don't know me....and remind the people who know me just who I am. I hear Butch is a fan...not his pretty little sidekick, though. Word to the wise, toots? When I said there's no line, I meant it. I believe in equality . That includes gender equality."
Chuckles stands up and grabs the camera, talking into it.
"I'm here. That's the fact of the matter. I'm here for my reasons. I mean their not private but I love surprises....and I have a few. I'm not here for some holy war...I don't care about that. I'm not here with a grudge against my old pal Deas? How could I? That would be.....disrespectful."
He whirls the camera around to get another side. It's certainly not his good side...he didn't really have one.
"I suppose the point I'm making is this. I'm a showman. An entertainer. I'm dying for the roar of the fans again......And believe me, kids. I know what makes them tick. They say the industry has moved beyond hardcore wrestling. Moved away from that crazy little slice of madness....but I know better! I know one thing that never goes out of style. Shock. Y'see they say that. They say that what was obscene in my day is tame by today's standards....and that's fine."
All of a sudden the camera becomes a whirl of color as Chuckles the Clown hurls it across the room. Before the picture goes dark we hear him shout..
" I'll just have to TRY HARDER!"
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