"I suppose, Bry-Guy, that the fans...they don't want to wait. No. They want to see the rematch. They want to see two old PALS like us head to the ring together. They want to watch me make you humble for the fourth time. I already have a hat trick against you Bryan.....One more victory will be all the sweeter. I mean no Disrespect...."
The Clown snickers a bit before going on.
"Aw who am I kidding! Of COURSE I do! you know me better then that, don't you Deas? You know that the kindness, the smiles, the laughter, the way I treat you like a pal....you KNOW...it's all bullshit. And believe me at the Chuckles Ranch here we're real familiar with bullshit. Smelly, wet, disgusting bullshit. So I'm gonna dispense with the shit Deas. No more pleasantries, no more kindness, NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY! Sunday, Deas? It's time for an encore performance from Chuckles. Time to give the fans what they want and that's you bleeding from every ####ing hole in your body, trussed up, WITH A FREAKIN' APPLE SHOVED IN YER MOUTH!"
As he finishes that sentence chuckles brings his cleaver down in a solid arc that not only slices through meat and bone but buries itself in the wooden chopping block under it. It takes some doing to yank the blade free but Chuckles does...then, for some unknown reason he seems to loose his temper. He throws the cleaver off camera where it hits something with a squishy "THUNK" sound. He then looks back into the camera with the devils glint in his eyes.
"Sunday I'm going to hurt you Deas. I mean physically? That was a given. Tell yer little pal Stu-E to bring some bandages and some guaze. You're gonna need em....but that's not the only way I'm going to hurt you, Deas. I mean you're my first example to set here in the HWA! You know as well as I do that first impressions are EVERYTHING! They...they let everyone know what I'm all about. on top of that?! I've been retired for seven years Deas....in North America..."
Another sick giggle escapes his throat.
"Shikashi, watashi wa gaijin to shite Nihon ni kutō shita. Watashi wa soko ni kyodaida" He says in Japanese. with a sideways smirk.
Then, in Spanish, he adds."Y en México era conocido como El Payaso Explosivo!"
A Pause for a moment of clarity.
"I've been all over the world crushing people like you. Do you think I stopped, Deas? That my insatiable need to hurt and harm just went away one day? No, I just took it on the road....and now I'm back, better than ever, and you're sacrificed to me fresh off a crushing defeat for a belt you held for a week. Awww poor Deas. Lost his respect-strap. Well, here's the secret. The best way to gain Respect is to not give two shits about it....but you do. You stink of weakness. a Mewling little toad crying for some affection and love. Well....You sure won't find any of that with me...but I'll getcha some attention! Doctors'll be all over you when I'm done. Might even be able to get a pity-bang from one of the nurses when she feels bad FOR WHAT I DID TO YER GOD DAMN FACE!"
"And that's just the physical part.See Deas....I know you're depressed and sad and I'm gonna keep you there. Every belt you want? I'll prevent it! Every opportunity you have coming...I'll take it from you or see that you miss it. Everyone you love, I'll hurt em if they interfere with this. You're new pal Stu-E, anyone else you may be offering that Deas-love too....ANYONE! This is between us Deas. You, me, and the fans and if you can't come and die in the squared circle like a man and escalate the situation.....reprisal will be legendary."
Chuckles starts to laugh and, after awhile, it starts to look like borderline hysterics.
"Because that's what I do. Fate threw you back at me Deas.....And this is normally where I'd say you're gonna Enjoy the Show...but no. Not this time. This time, I think I will. Nothing about what I'm going to do to you will be enjoyable."
The tape cuts off soon after the last sentence as the Clown from Hell fades into nothing laughter which is soon joined by the howling of dogs.
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