(Wisdom): Who do you think you are, you squinty-eyed little fuk? Here you are again in the media running your mouth without a damn hint of knowing what the hell you’re talking about. You jump your ass of some Fujisawa fish boat, and waltz into HWA like you know everyone and everything. You don’t know shit Michael James. Why don’t you go lock yourself in a room for a good year or two and do nothing but watch at least eight or nine years of HWA video before you even press your upper and bottom lip together to form the name “Parker.” How dare you try to run our good name down when you don’t even have one of your own to stand on? It’s like Butch said…you’re greener than a cucumber here darling, they probably still check your ID before they let you in the arenas.
You’ve had one match in HWA against two guys who may not even be able to lace their own boots the right way and you want to strut around like a bad ass. Why do you think Shevington even put you in a handicap match? Trust me honey, it had nothing to do with your superiority, it had more to do with those two idiots combined talent equaling one whole person. The fat chick at the concession stand putting extra cheese on people’s nachos could have beaten them, so I’d just shut my mouth about what you “said you were gonna do…and did” because anybody could.
Sweetie, you may have some legacy wrestling Godzilla or whoever in death matches over in Japan, but you are about as established here as tits on a 5 year old girl. The goddamn ring announcer has more credibility than you do. That’s why you’re running around picking on helpless kids, old men in bathrooms, and spitting sparks at elite superstars like my husband with your disgusting cigar, hoping to start a fire to light your career up.
If I wasn’t pregnant I’d beat the shit out of you myself and save him from wasting his time even addressing you. I’ve gone to the mat with bigger and better than you, and have beaten them…..trust me. Then there’s Stu-E Price, one of the most decent guys to ever come in HWA and you think you can run him down too. You don’t even realize how irrelevant you are to guys like he and Butch. Granted, I have yet to meet Stu-E in person myself, but I know him through my husband which is more knowledge than you have about him. I really can’t wait for the ppv, I’ll be sitting right here watching Stu-E take your ass down a few notches, and watching Butch make minced meat of your buddy Senester.
Wisdom flips James off, then closes the laptop. She turns around to her fit of rage in the kitchen sink.
(Wisdom): Damnit!
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