Kosh- Heckler! Do you want to hear what we are facing in the current situation of the HWA? Do you even know who the tag champs are? I am a little worries about this guy... Stu-E and his "buddy" Freddie Mercury or something...Kosh mumbles then picks back up... They really remind me a lot of D & A...
Wayne- YOU see that! The whole world trying to compensate someone, HEY, here's a holiday to sooth your hurt feelings or look here is a time to celebrate your heritage. America who is supposed to be the great melting pot of cultures and backgrounds. Then there's H-W-A and this STU-E and his domestic partner Flash pan or something who are given the titles. Just GIVEN... He mimes handing a title to Kosh.... What a Death in the family and you think us done an gone? You think just because you have the gold that your Champions? That you've bleed and sweated for the right to call yourselves the pinnacle of tag team excellence. Just because you found the water doesn't mean you can swim. In all the world people are celebrating the great contributions, their culture did this, our culture did that... He stalks back and forth as he gets worked up. Kosh leans back and pulls out his pipe, he takes a twig and lights it from the fire.... America is The home of the free and the brave, but WE did not come from Europe or Asia! We did not come from Africa or South America. WE ARE REAL AMERICANS!! My heart is free as an eagle, my body strong as a mountain! My vengeance like wind on a wildfire. Of all the people who say they get no respect or that their ancestors were abused and miss used, raped, tortured, burned, hung, castrated, quartered, humiliated ... His agitation halts as his eye gaze far away at another time or place. He then calms-... In the current world people hold up the fact that their people resisted horrors and evils. That they came through, that they survived and left a permanent mark on this world. Well the Real Americans resist even today just as always. Its PC to give everyone a holiday to show your contributions into the making of the American culture. ...Kosh lowers his pipe and hands Heckler the jug, Heckler takes a swig then spits it into the fire which shoots alive. Heckler glares at Kosh then throws the jug into the fire which roars even higher then before.... Now the Irish they have Saint Patty's day where we drink in celebration because some guy chased some snakes from the land. The Hispanics get to celebrate the fifth of May.The Presidents get a day!!Even the Blacks got a holiday. Hell! take a whole month! And what do they give us? Attack/scouts helicopters?!? Really helicopters.
Kosh- Well we have the casino's and a mountain and a cruise missile don't forget!! Now can we focus on the tag champs? Heckler they are no joke we had best be prepared. Wheres that other wine skin? What did you do with my flask?
As Kosh searches through his backpack Heckler tosses the other wine skin into the fire. Kosh looks back quickly as the fire roars to life. Heckler continue to pace back and forth as he continues waving his hand at Kosh.
Wayne- Yeah whatever!! All I'm saying is we celebrate every ones culture... but ours. The people of this land have bleed for this country and yet were still seen as the villain or outcast. When you think of deadly weapons, there not called the Mexican or Irish bomber...
Heckler flings his hand out and the flask sails into the fire. Kosh leans his head back with a smile on his face...
Kosh- Bombers? Jagger Bombs? Where? I mean they have a lot of names for stuff... bomb pops...cherry bomb shots...Car bombs...Vegas Bomb... B52bomber...Oh and Bombs over Baghdad!!
Wayne- NO! Not the fire water! The WMDs... All I'm saying is America military uses native tribe names for weapons in the army and marines. Our ancestors left such a mark on their psyche, that it was the only way to try and make up for the genocide that was waged against us. But like the warriors of old we will not go gently into the night. Soon will come a time when no one can help any of them Kosh my friend!! ...Heckler looks right into the camera as he mimes the title around his waist.... What you hold is mine champs!! ...Heckler holds out his hands cupped together , palms facing upwards... and what I hold, is your future. I have seen the Tag Teams of old and I can say in no uncertain terms that the carnage that will rain will be of epic proportions. The blood we are willing to give, will make the civil war look like a dust up. Like the warriors who came before and those that will come after, though we face a great enemy we will not flinch in the face of death, we will not bow to the threat of harm, we will rise up and with our bare hand if need be... grab death by the throat and hold him close, as he struggles to get away. We are the danger, we are the sins of the past, we are the enemy!! We are your skeletons you keep buried in the closet, the fears that grip your innards tight....
Kosh- OK that's a little to graphic my friend... Even if it is the truth!!!
Wayne- All I care about is that we show these superstars what it means to survive. What it means to be hurt. We are the real and the unreal. We are monsters under your bed, whom you prayed would go away. We are the terrible truth that just does not die! You can stab us ,shoot us, imprison us, turn a blind eye if you think you can. We will always be that shadow on the edge of your vision that keeps you sweating in the middle of the night. We are that bump that makes your skin prickle. For try as you might the unmistakably truth will be seen by you and we are a clear and present danger!. All that you hold dear and claim to be yours, ...He turns pacing and gathering energy bouncing on his toes and feet.... will soon be ours and though you'll want to argue and disparage us. The hand of fate drops none the less. In the darkest part of your souls you feel us watching, judging, and waiting. We mourn the passing of your dreams, for your nightmares are here and they are very angry. We welcome the carnage that we see before us, and we offer it up as a reminder everyday, of what the future has in store. Soon you'll whine about how it use to be. and when we TAKE the gold you will say a REAL Tag Team is once again Tag Team Champions!!!
Kosh- And that's the truth, the whole truth, so help me...
Heckler jumps back in front of the camera kicking up dust and dirt making a rising cloud.
Wayne- Bring your friends, hire some bodyguards, join a military group even. There will be nowhere you can hide that we won't find you. And take what does not belong to you. The end is not near, the pain is not done, the horror of hate has entered the building, and the personification of terror is at the door step. For this we give thanks cause we sure are hungry.
Kosh- Very Hungry and soon you will all know the truth when the REAL Americans enter the building!!! You will feel the earth tremble under our feet. You will hear the drums and before you know it...he drags his thumb across his forehead at scalp line signalling a scalping...
Wayne- Umm... Kosh that was the French, we are Natives...
Kosh- Do we still get paid for scalps?
Wayne- Not in America however some cannibalistic tribes might...
Fade to black!!!
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