The camera's view is coming from the "stage" side of the studio obviously, but Santa looks over and acts surprised and 'startled' by the sudden appearance of a camera. He laughs out a jolly, merry "Ho Ho Ho" as he points at the camera. He now stands up and brushes off at least ten pounds worth of dried cookie crumbs off of his red jacket. He waddles like a fat duck over to the fake fireplace and "warms" his hands in front of the fire. Now he winks over at the camera and speaks.
Santa Claus: HO HO HO! How are all of my friends doing today? Things have been quite hectic for Santa the past few weeks. I came off of a loss to a good young man named Stuart Price, and now I have to really put everything out there in order to try to win this match. I am scheduled to battle against a fearsome four in a match to decide the number one contender to the All Star Championship. The fearsome foursome are Stu E. Price, Freddie Styles, Fallen, and Bryan Deas. Four terrible guys that, like myself, will do anything that they can in order to win the match. The All Star Championship is a title that everyone wants to have around their waist, it's quite possibly the one title that actually means the most in HWA. It's defended far more often, and most importantly, it's far harder to retain that title than it would be for someone to retain the World Title.. as has been shown in recent months.
Santa does a half-dance, his face full of mirth and joy as he thinks about the millions that he will make with his new Apple assembly plant contract. He now walks back over to his recliner and sits back down. Magically, an end table with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk appears. (Obviously, the scene was "paused", the items placed there and then recording resumed. You know, sort of like an episode of Bewitched, where people "disappear" or "go invisible", but I digress.) Santa now grabs a cookie and crams the entire thing into his mouth, smiling widely as he chomps away. He now speaks again, crumbs flying out of his mouth as he does so.
Santa Claus: I want to see that title around my sexy rotund waist, so I'm going to be training like crazy! (he says this as he crunches and chomps on some cookies) I've also been spending a lot of time in training. You see boys and girls, Santa has gotten just a little bit out of shape while prepping himself for his current HWA run. Now that I'm scheduled to perform on Havoc in the match to decide the number one contender to the All Star Title; one that I really want and need to win quite badly, I'm going to have to get myself back into fighting shape.
I know that I need this win, because I'm trying to finally claim some elusive gold, gold that has stayed out of my grasp for as long as I can remember. I've been at the cusp of greatness at times here in the HWA and other times, I've been at the bottom of the barrel, scraping by. I want all of that to change and change almost immediately.
Have any of you ever had a dream that was so big, so grand, and so unbelievable that you didn't think it would be possible to achieve it? That's where I stand right now. I want to win this match, not only for myself, but for Mrs. Claus, the Easter Bunny, Lucky the Leprechaun and all of my other friends at the North Pole. I'm actually looking forward to being able to avenge my loss against Stu E. Price, by winning the match and shoving his win against me on the last Havoc show right in his face. I want to be able to show Bryan Deas that I am more than just a "crazy person" as he likes to call me.
I AM Santa Claus and I know if they've all been naughty or nice. I want to show Fallen that the one, true future Hall of Famer here in the HWA is going to be me! I am the man who win the Best Newcomer award two years ago, so why shouldn't I also win this match, win the all Star Title and win another award.. say.. Best Champion? I'm going to do whatever I have to in order to win, boys. I don't care if I have to cheat, I'll do it. Whatever it takes, just like my opponents, is what I'll do to bring some the gold!
The scene now fades out to snow.
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