Steven 'Fallen' Angel- O.k. guys and gals lets get settled in now. So let get this class off to a good start. I am Steven "Fallen" Angel and I am going to be a guest lecturer here at the Crypt tonight. Tonight we are going to look at some classic textbook examples of what not to do in the ring. Now let get the q&a over right off. OK so any questions?
Fallen sits on the corner of the desk with a pointer in hi hand. Suddenly hands begin shooting up from all around the class. Fallen chuckles as he shakes his head and points at a young lady in the first row.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- O.K. let start with you miss.
Female Student- What is your current goals and what advice do you have for new talent looking to make a break into the business?
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Well that's not quite what I meant. But lets go ahead and answer it anyways. I suggest you know what your doing first and foremost. Secondly I suggest you know your opponent and their fighting style so you can be prepared for anything....
A young man shoots standing to his feet interrupting Fallen
Male Student-What about wrestlers like Michael James? What about the All Star Champion and his meteoric rise? When will fossils like you lay down where you belong? I have been hearing what he has to say. What about those comments Fallen? Where do you stand on the situation in the HWA? What about Havoc? Aren't you worried?
Fallen glares as he takes another sip. He nods until the young man finishes slowly walking towards him. Fallen smiles as he slowly places a hand on the young man's shoulder and turns back towards the desk. The back wall
slides apart slowly disappearing into the sides of the stage. Fallen points his clicker at the screen and a picture of the current All Star Champion Michael James appears.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- So I see we have a Michael James fan with us tonight folks. Now that's your man right? You want to back this guy based on what he said or did?
Male Student- Well he has a point Fallen. So on both what he has said and done so far...
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Ahhhh see and there in is the problem!!! See lets address your questions young sir!! In order given first off is "What about wrestlers like Michael James?" What about him? A unoriginal blowhard? An identity thief? How about a pretender with a title? Of those three... all are true Would you like examples? I even brought slides!
Fallen points the clicker at the screen and a scene from one of james promos begins....
Michael James: He said “the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results”.
Fallen clicks the clicker stopping the James promo.
Fallen- Now its funny you say that in your interview James, because the more we see of you the more we see the same thing from you!! See James I never said I was not insane. But ask yourself this if I am insane and you are worried why would you challenge me?
Fallen clicks the clicker again this time the scene shows James talking about his opponents battle royal match at Havoc...
Michael James: "Not some mentally challenged douche bag trying to claim arrogance for things he will never accomplish. You see Fallen"
Fallen stops the feed again.
Fallen- That’s exactly what you said right Micheal? You called me a mentally challenged Douche bag? HeLL BOY you can't even come up with your own lines!! I mean seriously just based on what you said the last few weeks I think we begin to understand your mental challenge. Yet you challenged me right? Or did I misunderstand? I mean you seem to be "Waffleing" more then I ever did?
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Fallen- you also claimed this one week.....
Michael James: "If you are ever lucky enough to have a shot at my champion
ship"
Fallen- Then you to quote your betters you "WAFFLED" by this example
....
Michael James: "just last week I cut the asshole a break by challenging him to a match at the pay-per-view."
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Why is that James? Is it because at Havoc you know I am going to walk away the number one contender for your title? But lets go on
...
Fallen slowly make his way back down towards the stage. He takes a long pull off his flask before he turns back towards the students as James promo clips continue behind him...
Michael James: "What I’m judging him for is his overall personality and inability to produce material"
Fallen- Wow Well lets see the errors this wrestler made in just this comment alone shall we? I am not the man who has to be a copy of another great Legend. See my "overall personality" Made me who I am today James. Which leads me back to error number two "inability to produce material?" Hmmm James I told you along time ago to get original. Quit trying to be a cheap knock off of a knock off...But then you didn't listen did you? Let me enlighten you to what I mean....
Fallen clicks the clicker and this time we see a clip from Fallen's promo...
Steven "Fallen" Angel- "First off, you inept and incompetent inbred Dredge knockoff, See I can use big words too! I just prefer not to swear as much as you anymore. James I hear you doing a lot of this... His hand mimicks a mouth moving... And yet all I hear is you spouting the same thing. "Fallen this and I that...Fallen's gonna hit me wif a razor wire ball bat!!" Fallen chuckles as he pauses the clip. The clicker clicks again and Fallen continues.. "You think you are doing anything that hasn't been done before? Hold on I got you!!! He reaches behind
him and pulls out a backpack. Digging inside he pulls out a piece of torn paper and a pen, which he holds out toward the camera. Here this is so you can write your pitiful attempt at a comeback down and compare it to the crap you already tried spouting and hopefully come up with something new. Instead of showing your true ignorance by spouting another diatribe on how you are original, yet truely YOUR not.
Fallen stops the clip. He shakes his head.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Oh and what was the reply? I really like this one. Instead of coming back with something original or impressive you give us this...
The clicker is heard again. A clip from James promos runs again....
Michael James: "Fallen has been running his mouth for weeks with the same bullshit and everyone is sick of hearing it."
Click!
Michael James: "At least that way I could be presented with a serious challenge instead of a mentally defective broken record."
CLICK!
Michael James: "Fallen has attempted to do the same thing and failed miserably due to his inability to comprehend the English language."
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- and yet another prime example of transference or attempted identity theft...When James tries to switch tactics and take my lines? And as you can imagine my suprise when I saw you were trying to say the very same dang things I had just said to you! And for you trying to copy me and other Legends? Whats that say about you when in truth we all know these comments weren't about me but you?
"Boomer: You’re right about the guy being a broken record. It’s basically him talking about the same tired shit in different locations."
or
"Boomer: Yea, I can definitely see where you’re coming from. I’m surprised they would allow this guy to perform inside of a ring"
CLICK!
Fallen- So James exactly who keeps spitting the same shit? I mean really should I keep going on your arrogance? And your mistakes? I think we should... hmmmm And as we move on how about his inability at originality? Prime example:
Michael James: "How many matches he has been through and how much better he is than me, I have always encouraged violent and sadist creativity." "Michael James: In the HWA, there are a limited amount of people I feel that are worthy of competing for my championship.
Steve Angel is not one of those people." "Fallen has attempted to do the same thing and failed miserably" "Not some mentally challenged douche
bag trying to claim arrogance for things he will never accomplish."
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- But here's the thing "champ".... I did these things Hell son I can even tell you where to go to see the replays... However when I looked up you do you know what I got? I got a look at your not so impressive career. "King of the Death Match?" was it? You look me up... I been part of ASC as a Hardcore champion. I was in an EHWF exploding mall matches, hardcore farmyard matches, extreme sewer matches!! Hell BOY I was part of DSW! UWF! AWA!! again all extreme all the time. Where have you been? Right oooooh "DEATHMATCHES"! Bah!! But i digress.
let's move on....
Click.
Michael James: "You can’t bullshit your way past me, asshole. Others have tried and every last one of them ended up with the same fate as you." "I would be lying if I said I didn’t hold a high opinion of my own capabilities."
Fallen- Now before you make a claim, you better be able to back it students, because otherwise you will be shown to be the LIAR you really are!!! James Obviously has me mistaken for one of his delusional fantasies!! See I think I would remember if a Vinegar sack like HIM had EVER beat me!!! Let alone will you be able to do so at ANY Pay-Per-View!!! See James? Can anyone here remember me losing to a DOUCHE BAG like James? NO?!? Wow!!! James like your career I guess your claims, are a pitiful attempt at a not funny JOKE!!!
He takes a sip. For your information James the only person who truely holds your "high opinion of your own capabilities." is you!
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Michael James: "The truth is I have always been the way I am for a number of reasons." "Some of it stems from my bitter experience with people’s judgment of my cultural orientation." "Some of it comes from my natural ability to achieve success the only way I see fit. So yes, I do have a high opinion of myself."
"You want to know why? It’s because I have ####ing
earned it."
cLICK
Fallen- SERIOUSLY JAMES!!! Hell you whine worse then a b*tch during menopause!! Did you really have the gall to say you "EARNED" anything? You haven't earned a spot in one of santa's elves crotch you dingle bury!!! Earned it Ha! Who did you beat? Lets check the records smart guy shall we? Hmmm in the same amount of time it took you to achieve that ONE title, Before the explosion, I held TWO. Oh and I would have put either of them against you just to show you how a REAL TRUE Champion should be!!
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Michael James: "No one has been able to knock me off the top of the mountain and that isn’t going to change at Road to Ruin." "You want to know what I see when I look at the lineup for this battle royal? I see history repeating itself. I see Bryan Deas, Claus, Fallen and the Tag Team Champions starting a long trip down the road to ####ing nowhere. That’s exactly where this victory is going to lead them."
CLick
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Gee your arrogance is astounding... TO lay the claim no one is going to knock you off your "mountain?" Well then I guess at Road to Ruin you will be doubly surprised. As I plan on not only knocking you off the mountain I plan on taking your title to boot. As for where the victory is leading us... "to nowhere" as you put it. Hmmm well since its for your title. I guess that shows how you really feel about that belt hunh? So you won't mind handing it over to your better. You won't get a choice when I take that belt from you either.
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Michael James: "I actually have a point in mind. If you really want to risk your career for another pointless loss I will allow it under my own conditions specifications." "It’s going to be the ultimate test of will, endurance and the ability to tolerate more pain and suffering than you have ever experienced in your ####ing life."
Fallen- Ok yet another error! See by not knowing his opponent, ME, he showed a lack of preparedness, A big amount of stupidity, and a gauranteed loss of his precious title. If he had bothered to prepare, He may have had a chance against me. However his arrogance will be his ultimate downfall. Know your opponent!! See I looked at his not so impressive career. and was saddened by what I found...
nothing of relevance. Oh so now what doe he toss my way?
Click
Michael James: "I actually have a point in mind. If you really want to risk your career for another pointless loss I will allow it under my own conditions specifications."
fallen- So he tries to shift his lack of originality to me keep watching
....
Fallen-"Know your opponent!! See I looked at your not so impressive career. I been part of exploding mall matches, hardcore farmyard matches, extreme sewer matches, hell son I was part of a group of real wrestlers where our ropes were electric barb wire!!"
Fallen- Now if he had listened he would have been intelligent then able to look up my past accomplishments. And realize that I have done these things. And you claim you are going to END MY CAREER?!? James when you have trouble getting out of a wet paper bag, How are you going to beat me? Let alone any of the others? Cheat? Rant? Rave? Hell do you want some cheese with your whine?
Michael James: "Hell if I know. He replied with one of his routine rants filled with the usual bullshit. Instead of actually accepting the terms of the match"
A student raises his hand...
Student- So why didn't you accept?
Fallen- Good question and the answer is... because I actually got so excited and I thought I already had. So let me correct this error for you all and especially for you James... I gladly and most excitedly accept!!! And dont worry. You will see that, when I win the number one contendership at Havoc!!! And speaking of Havoc let me address my real opponents in the fatal four way...
Santa Claus- What is there to say about you big man? You said in your promo how you were going to show me that you are "the one, true future Hall of Famer here in the HWA..." You also stated "I'm going to do whatever I have to in order to win, boys. I don't care if I have to cheat, I'll do it. Whatever it takes, just like my opponents, is what I'll do to bring home
the gold!" Well golly gee FatMan I don't see how that is going to be possible. See I made a prediction earlier when I returned and I plan on making my predictions come true. And so help me if you do attempt to get in my way...Lets just ay Christmas at Ground Zero will seem like a paradise compared to what you will suffer in the ring. So get ready Fat Man because when Havoc
arrives "Naughty or Nice" I plan on leaving the arena with the number ones contendership. And at Road to Ruin I will take the GoLD too!!!
Stu-E Price- Ever since Finn told me who you were... Ever since I was handed the research paper on you. Even after all the videos and spots I watched. What can I say? Ahhh yes They say Silence is golden STU but dang man you trying for Fort Knox or what? I mean seriously man? You are supposed to be half the tag team champions. Act like it!! Do those two native kids got you so shaken you can't address the rest of us? Do H & K have your tounge? Well good I don't want your tounge Stu. I want your mangled and mutilated corpse laying in my ring to show everyone what happens when you get in the road on my path to enlightenment!! I hope you are in the ring Stu, that way I can decide before I am through what to leave for H&K at the PPV!!
Freddy Styles- The other half of the incompetant duo. I thought I might just have a problem and not actually know what to expect from you. I though Hmmm maybe he is the wildcard in this match. But then I saw how well you and your partner have done lately. Getting handed the titles yet neither one has a thing to say about Havoc or the PPV. Wow with "champions" like yall... Its No wonder James thinks he is king sh*T!! You guys are so scared of returning 'Rookies' H & K that you run away and hide. Missing the Havoc before Road to Ruin? Are you even going to show up and defend those titles? Do you not hear and see the prestige that goes with them? If you don't maybe you had best lay down for them. At least that way we have some champions to respect other then the World Champion. who is questionable at best. But I can at least respect Butch. As far as you or Stu or James are concerned... Respect is earned not given!! And so far I ain't seen anything out of any of you all that would make you a champion in my eyes.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- And now we come to yet again the weakest link... Bryan Deas
... WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Let me get this... Deas is Sooo injured he lays down and gives his HeavyWeight shot to Butch Parker who wins the title. Then the following week you think you are well enough to step in the ring with ANY of us?!? Deas Noone wants to see you permenantly taken out. Fallen burst out laughing
Who am I
kidding or trying to lie too. Deas the truth of the matter is Deas If you hobble your half dead A$$ to the ring. If You decide to climb in. If the ref doesn't take you out. I will make sure I take you out for a good long time. I mean since the great choke artist of a "champion" named James couldn't take you out, Then I guess I may as well give it a try. So Deas do yourself and us all a favor. STAY HOME! Stay Home and try to recover. Because if you willingly put yourself in danger. If you willingly give me soooo easy of a target. Trust and believe I will finish the job James started but obviously
couldn't finish.
Fallen starts to pace back and forth as he pulls out his flask and takes a drink. He shakes his head mumbling
about a message and argueing with himself. He smiles slowly and begins to giggle as he turns and faces the class.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- But You know I saved the best for last.... Any Guesses?
Hands shoot up all around the class. Fallen scans the crowd finally pointing at a kid in the back row.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Yes you Alister? Do you have a clue?
The young man smiles cockily as he tilts his head and sliding his thumbs into his pockets with a air of supieriority.
Alister- Ummm yeah of course back to James right?
Fallen tilts his head back and laughs. He just as quickly bounces his way up the stairs and over to the young man whom he wraps his arm around the man shoulders. He smiles as he leans in close to his ear.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- WRONG!!! Ehhhh!! Nice guess But again WRONG!! And Thanks for playing now please sit down. He starts to walk away, down the stairs back toward his desk, clapping as the class starts laughing and clapping too. That's right lets give my brother a big round of applause.That my brother for you all. Alister thank for being a good sport. But no!
Suddenly a soft yet deep voice is heard in the darkness answering the question ass the others strain and reach skyward. Fallen turns up the lights enough to see the speaker. His long curly black hair hangs down from his white top hat, his Lennon shades, show a mixed tie dye across the lenses, is the only thing about his face visible outside the hair. His white fingerless gloves pluck absently at the string on his guitar. His white shirt is open showing his white wife beater tucked into the
mans white cargo pants. His white shoe is on the back of the chair in front of him.
Soft Voice- Senester! The man
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Very good Finn you get a gold star and to move to the head of the class. And he is more then just a man Finn.
Fallen turn towards the screen as Finn flips him off.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- I saw that Finn. Class thank Mr. Finn for yall having to run a mile after class.
The class groans and starts hasseling Finn who flips off Fallen's back with both fingers.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Nice Job Finn let's make it three class.
Alister- Come ON FINN!! Man we got date tonight!
Finn and Alister begin to whisper back and forth till Fallen smacks his hand
down on the desk.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Now back to the question at hand. Yes Finn... Senester... And what he said was correct. The class starts to murmur as Fallen begins to walk back and forth. Now wait a minute and let me explain. Fallen walks back over to the desk and sit with his steepled fingers in front of his masked face. slowly his head tilt forward almost like in prayer and his hair obscures his visage. He begins to speak How Ironic. My first match of the night and yet he knew that I was so focused on the battle royal he offered me a choice
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(Senester): "We can have an competitive exhibition at Havoc, or I can give you something more to lament than the insignificant memory of old wounds."
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- And he was right. My fire and passion is all directed and focused on one goal. One Mission. One Path to Enlightenment!! One Destiny!!!
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(Senester): "I say unto you, I know the tingle at your fingertips at the thought or mention of Shakir. You can literally feel his throat in your grasp can’t you? I know your vengeful dreams when you sleep, and the nightmares you imagine for him while you’re awake. You feel these are your right for what he did in that bombing."
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- How is it one being can know the inner thoughts. My inner demons. My inner drive!! SO yes he is right. And now Class is dismissed.
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