06/06/2013
Undisclosed Location
Khuzestan, Iran
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* We open with a fade on what appears to be old stock footage featuring various locations in the Middle East. Iranian style music is used to set the scene while the footage gradually cuts to a high definition image of a small village in Khuzestan. We move past a small market where various locals are found performing their usual routines. Behind what is used as a supply depot, sits a dark green tent with smoke rising from inside. We move into the tent where several different men wearing long turbans are found speaking to one another in Iranian. The men gradually exit the tent after taking orders from a man with his back to the cameras. We slowly inch forward toward the man in the long turban as he begins to speak out loud in broken Iranian. A cloud of smoke appears from the front of the man followed by an all too familiar tone as he begins to laugh. As he slowly turns around the man is identified as the HWA All Star Champion, Michael James. He is wearing a traditional Iranian robe with pants and shoes similar to those worn by the Original Sheik. The All Star Championship is securely fastened around his waist as he puffs on a Cuban cigar. He removes the cigar from his mouth and faces the camera *
Michael James: Sometimes, in order for a thriving company to ensure success for the future; sacrifices have to be made. And yes, Steve. I know who you were expecting to see. Unfortunately for you, Sheik Shakir has better things to be doing with his time right now. In less than two weeks, he has to prepare for a three way dance against you and William Draconis in a match that will determine the next contender for my All Star Championship. You know what that means? He doesn’t have time or patience to listen to your pointless bullshit. Instead of sitting on his ass running his mouth about vinegar bags and Michael Dredge, he’s doing everything he can to prepare for your upcoming loss at Road to Ruin. Unlike you Fallen, Shakir has the ability to succeed. He has the ability to process basic intelligence. He has the ability to see past the relentless bullshit of stupid people who barely deserve to be where they are. You’re one of those people, Steve. Last week on Havoc you ####ed up and threw away your only chance to compete for the All Star Championship. You can blame me as much as you want but the fact is I didn’t lose the match. That was you. I don’t have any losses to speak of. You’ve been back less than three months and you’re already starting to drop down to the bottom rung. Is it a coincidence that I predicated your immediate downfall or are you losing these matches for a reason? It really makes no sense to me but I’m not here to analyze the source of your stupidity, Fallen. I’m here to make a complete mockery out of everything you do and say. Just take a look at what I’m talking about.
* James approaches a small plasma screen television and picks up a remote control placed next to the set. He powers it on and begins to play footage from the most recent edition of Havoc. James begins to laugh upon sight of Fallen’s elimination from the battle royal. He ashes the cigar and pauses the footage on a frame of Fallen with a look of sheer anger in his eyes *
Michael James: So far, you have three of HWA’s heavy hitters forming an alliance with one goal in mind; the termination and permanent extinction of your sorry ass. You want to know why Price, Deas and Parker haven’t made a pact devoted to my removal from the company? It’s because they know they can’t get rid of Michael James so there’s no point in trying. You on the other hand, portray the role of a constant imbecile and that makes you an easy target. Let’s get real here, Steve. Do you really think you have the ability to successfully defeat all three of us at the same time? Keep dreaming, asshole. You could barely stand toe to toe with a child molester so what the #### are you going to do against an alliance of established professionals? Nothing, that’s what. You’re going to run your mouth with the same weak ass material you’ve been using for the past two months and end up with another embarrassing loss. I’ve been here for close to a year and no one has been able to make a dent in my record. You come back and a few weeks later you’re already working on a solid losing streak. That’s the difference between the two of us, Steve. I deliver the goods while you fail to bring a ####ing thing to the table. And now you have Draconis and Shakir starting up a campaign to rid you from the company so that only means one thing. Your presence isn’t wanted by anyone in the HWA. My guess is that by this time next year you won’t be a problem for anyone. You will be long gone and I will still be at the top of the mountain. People like you don’t stick around for long and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why. Just like Butch Parker, you’re destined for immediate failure.
* He points the remote towards the television and allows the footage to run. He begins to laugh once again upon sight of William Draconis’ segment talking about his intended demise of Steve Angel *
Michael James: Unlike you Fallen, I don’t have anyone hunting me down in search of bitter revenge. No one crosses the Personification of Perfection and lives to talk about it. Pissing me off is kind of like putting a loaded gun in your mouth. Maybe the bullet is still in the chamber. Maybe it’s sitting in the barrel waiting to splatter your brains all over the ####ing wall. Only an idiot would be stupid enough to take that chance. You are DEFINITELY one of those people, Fallen. Instead of thinking about your material you spit out whatever comes to mind. That’s what happens when you grant a complete imbecile the right to free speech. If you had the ability to process thoughts of intellect you wouldn’t have as many enemies as you do. But, who are we kidding? You’re never going to be able to apply intelligence to your material. You think talking about the same things over and over is going to mean something in the long run. Well, guess what, asshole? You’re wrong, again. How far did your tired material get you in the battle royal? Judging from this footage and your obvious loss, it doesn’t seem to be helping you in the slightest. Otherwise, why am I facing Freddie Styles for the All Star Championship instead of you? And please spare us your excuses because we’ve heard them all before. You lost because you suck at what you do. You’re never going to be a champion and you’re never going to stack up to my class of competition. After hearing half of the fraudulent shit you had to say I’m starting to consider sending your promos to America’s Funniest Home Videos. Maybe I can take that ten thousand dollar prize and purchase the much needed termination of your contract.
* James powers down the television and drops the remote. He turns away from the set and faces the camera with both hands resting on the All Star Championship *
Michael James: You have a LONG ways to go until you can successfully compete against someone like me. I’m the undefeated champion for a reason. I’m good at what I do and I do it better than anyone else. It doesn’t matter if it’s Parker, Styles or someone as untalented and lowly as you, Steve. I’m always going to outsmart my opponents and achieve victory because that’s what I have always done. You can blow as much smoke out of your ass as you want but at the end of the day all of it is ####ing meaningless. You don’t hold any kind of individual significance to anyone. You aren’t even a mid card clown at this point. You’re the lowest of the low and sadly that’s the best you will ever do. After Heckler and Kosh lose at Road to Ruin maybe the three of you can start an alliance of your own called the “Ass End Coalition”. I understand that misery loves company but I have feeling even those two douche bags have higher standards. You’re a wasteful piece of shit and no one wants anything to do with you, Steve. No matter how hard you try, things are never going to be any different for you. Some people have the talent to make things happen and some people don’t. The only talent you have shown is having the natural ability to lose. So, you know what? Go with that. Be a natural born loser. Take that lack of talent and develop a new identity you can be proud of. Ditches always need diggers and McDonalds could always use a new fry cook. Just do everyone a favor and take a hike because we all have better things to do with our time. I’m busy being a champion while you’re doing what? Running your mouth about shit that holds no importance to anyone. Just like last week.
* James reaches inside of his robe and pulls out a handgun. He picks up the remote and powers the television. More footage from Fallen’s embarrassing loss continues to loop as James loads a fresh magazine into the gun *
Michael James: Get some new material, or go #### yourself, Steve. It really makes no difference to me.
* He directs the gun at the television and begins to unload on it. After the fifth bullet causes the television to burst into flames the promo cuts to a static feed *
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