You do realize that just ain't right. ...Koch laughs...
I know but its still funny. I mean come on just wait till we are done. Its going to be hilarious. By the way can you get in the shed and get me that other pair of sheers? This pair seems to be going out already.
I guess. Where are they?
All the way to the back. Heckler walks into the shed and Koch closes the door. Quickly he slides the master lock on and locks it.He turns on the sheers and puts them on the shelf next to the door where the keys are hanging.
Koch? What are you doing? Koch? Koch walks a little ways away where he grabs a second pair of sheers and lines up another sheep. He walks back to where the HWA camera crew have set up.
Now that Heckler is a little busy. Hahaha I guess its my time to speak. He begins to sheer the sheep. Bzzzt Bzzzzzzzt Bzzzzzt. see I know everybody's used to Heckler doing most of our talking, and I am more of an action kind of injun.
But I felt that I should say something on a few quick things. Bzzt Bzzzzt Bzzzzzzzzzzzzt. First lets address this Havoc. The CONTRACT SIGNING!!! See I got all excited thinking it was going to be tag team vs tag team. Then Heckler
explained that it is just a contract signing. See Styles you say your not worried about little old me. And you "claim" to not be worried about Heckler back there. And if thats how you really feel. Then don't be worried. hahaha.me. Heckler starts pounding on the door.
KOCH!! I can hear you are talking to someone who is it? Let me out!!
Sorry can't hear you Heckler. Bzzzzzzt bzzzzzt bzzzzzzt! Koch looks back at the camera. But get this straight Styles. At the last HAVOC it was me that KICKED you out of the ring with a mid-west revolution. And at Road to Ruin I get to do even MORE! Wait, until you see the bag of tricks I got planned for you. At road to ruin I get to give a repeat performance of Havoc! See Styles I been hearing how you claim you ain't worried about us. I hear tell this Havoc its just a contract signing. So I got a little sad, See that means that I have to try and be nice and not take your titles then and there. But he said patience is a good thing Because not only are we going to take the win at the pay per view because you ain't worried about us... and because we have yet to hear from your tag partner... Stu-E. We are going to enjoy taking your titles. He grins as he clicks the sheers on and off quickly.Bzzzt! Hell. You'll will be lucky if I don't take your hair to boot. Hahaha!! Maybe I will bring my own sheers!! Heckler hits the door hard.
Koch! Why is the door locked?
What? Still can't hear you. Hey! The doors locked. Grab the key.
Where is it?
Somewhere in the back on the shelf.
Why would the key be in here? Why is the door locked? Koch you better not be screwing around out there. Remember the camera crew is coming soon.
Then you better hurry and find the keys. Bzzzt bzzzzt bzzzzzzt. He kicks the second sheep into the pen with Styles written on its side. Now where was I? Oh yes, the second person I would like to address... Michael James!! I warned you once TSI-MRI!! about my or my partners' name anywhere near your nasty pathetic promos!!! James!! Bzzzzt bzzzzt bzzzzt. Do I have your attention? I will say this ONE more time!! Think long and
hard If you want to draw H&Ks' attention. Otherwise we can smack the names out of your mouth right before we scalp you too chump.
Why do I hear you talking to someone? I know you're threatening them Koch. We talked about that. Is the camera crew here? Why
are there no keys in here?
What?!? Bzzzt I can't hear you trying to sheer the sheep. Bzzzzt Did you find the key yet? Bzzzzt! He turns back to the camera and make a quit sign with a single finger over his lips. He kicks the next sheep into the pen with James written on its side. And Last but far from least... Shakir Bzzzt bzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt See you got lucky at the gas station. Heckler you see his face is messed up because of you. And if you think you have seen the last of us? YOu are SADLY mistaken. See Shakir ever since the other day I been carrying my scalping knife just in case we see you again. And oh, we will DEFINATELY see you again!!!
KOCH!!! Koch kicks the last sheep into the pen with Shakir written on its side. As Koch looks out he reads the sides of the sheep and laughs. The words read... "Stu-e Styles James Shakir were here and loved your sheep". He turns and signals the camera crew to leave as he goes and let Heckler out.
Who was that?
Jehovah witnesses.
Are you sure it wasn't the camera crew?
nope.
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