Tag Team Champions!! You see that brother we set a goal and walked a mud hole in their a$$e$ then walked it dry to grab what was always ours.
That's right Heckler we tried to tell them but they just wouldn't believe us ...he takes a long satisfied draw off his pipe and blows smoke into the wind... another excellent win for the Real Americans.
We are the New HWA Tag Team Champions of the World! The 'Kid' Michael Kosh and the 'Enigma' Wayne Heckler The Real Americans. ...They both start dancing around the fire with even more abandon then before and after a little while they both ca lapses into peals of laughter. Kosh passes Wayne the pipe who takes a long pull and blows the smoke into the flames... Then Shakir had to take the belts, A cry for attention or a chance to hold that which he can not hold.
Shakir you little wanna be douche bag your not worth the sweat on the back of my hand. You think acting like a confused little girl being a drama queen and milking it for all it's worth. When I get a hold of you I'm gonna scalp you and your turban. ...he mimes running a knife across somebody head. Heckler smiles as he shakes his head back and forth...
That's what I want to hear a totally unbiased opinion on how to take care of an annoyance. Senester protecting the faithful and selfish Shakir whose a boot licker and a complete and total stooge and that's a fact, we wonder if he wipes your a$$ too? ...He looks at Kosh with a quizzical look on his sharp features... Are you really going scalp the guy who signs our checks?
I don't want a repeat of the last incident..at least not yet.
When you put it like that maybe I'll scalp Shakir again just for added insult and added pleasure. It would be in bad taste to scalp the boss but that doesn't mean I have to like it. All that precious hair will have to stay on his head. ...Heckler takes another draw and looks seriously at Kosh...
That reminds me Senester cracking on us for giving everything for the entertainment of the fans and to put the belts around our waist we can we say?
Thank you
Yes, every hater has it's rewards, but Shakir seems to think that stealing the gold is as good as winning them. Well he has got another think coming. Makes me wonder what's wrong with giving the paying customers a show, isn't that why they tune in? Isn't that Why we're HWA superstars to leave the fans wanting more?
Well somebody had to do something STU-E and Freddie Styles almost bored me to sleep and I was in the ring with them, any duller and I would have walked out with the fans, besides if they were really the super stars like they claim to be, they would of fought harder to maintain the gold. As for you Senester we can only hope that you understand that you will be more of a fight and a better show then both STU-E and his domestic partner Freddie Styles combined.
That's why their the former tag team chumps..err I mean champs. ...Kosh starts laughing again and Heckler joins in, after a minute they calm and continue... I mean to say that the HWA tag team gold isn't worth anything? I think we must have given them brain damage or something because they had the gold and lost it to a couple very capable young stars who said what they were gonna do and then went out and got it done. To put us down for god given talent and sheer ruthlessness, to mock us for being better then the rest and going out and proving it.
That just shows their ignorance of the power of the gold they possessed.
That's what it takes to be a champion and we proved that no one will stand between us and and those belts Senester the dead don't care what is in the way. The more we see the greater the rage builds puppet master don't play the noble savior, he only does what you say. Poor Shakir has no will of his own, he is a mindless rabid peace of meet to you.
Poor Shakir?!? That waste of space isn't worth the pity you show him brother, Hell he's barely worth the boot that I'm going to implant into his a$$. No, brother pity not that diseased lap dog he will get everything he deserves and more when his time comes. Yea brother all will dance with dead and understand that we are begging for them to understand, what was is no more and soon we will show all HWA what the Real Americans have to offer and we are got a double helping for everyone.
We were called barbaric because we are Indians and we have been wronged by Shakir this latest trespass only fuels us to take what we understand about the HWA Tag Team Titles, because we truly know what bragging rights being tag team champions carries. The blood and the sweat that have been invested in winning and holding the titles.
Shakir thinks stealing what is ours and then running to his Gods' skirts for protection from the mean Indians who will claim his scalp sooner or later.
Don't be mad like it or not the Real Americans are the Tag Team Champions and a Champion no matter how long they have been in the company is still a Champion it is still a hurdle that can make or break you and we are defiantly about the breaking part. ...he grabs a wine skin and takes a deep drink before passing it to Heckler... even if we have to use the building to do the breaking.
And we will take on all comers even the boss because the dead have no fear and no remorse. The belts don't make the Champion the Champion makes the belt.
And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but...
The Ugly truth ...they let out a mighty war cry as the camera Fades to Black...
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