Legion-ok so not only after you a parker clone but I think you are even using his lines?!? Oh come come now Sean.. each time I hope something new and inspiring will come out your mouth and all I get is that drivel which I might add sounds like there same things you said before... what is up miracle sean? See I am actually going through your career. Studying your movements, your cadence, your speed, and I sweat I seen them before... Hmmm? Who trained you million dollar Parker? He snaps his fingers... Oh Parker... can you be any more boorish? And where are you from again?
Legion snaps his fingers again. It doesn't matter where your from... unless your a sheep... "Parker home where men are men!! And sheep are ascared!!! You want to know why Bionic Parker.. because you don't really have any sorts of a clue what you are facing at Havoc... but no worries Michelle can pray over what left... He leans back and imitates Steve Martin's wild and crazy guy motions and then like Jesus you can have a second coming of Sean Parker... Amen and hallelujah... and as "Sean-o" would say.. if he'd ever gets past second base.. in his best SeanParker voice "And Praise Michelle!!!!" Hahahahaha He suddenly stops laughing and smiling.
As for me I got some pep work to do nite get out. As the camera crew back out Legion pushes play and goes back to studying the great Sean Parker... and the screen fades to black.
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