Briar: remember headphones always...must remember that. Staring at the phone that has been her nemesis for the last several days. She wasn't the natural mouthy one that was definitely her sister but she at least tries. As she finishes her bagel she smiled suddenly struck with inspiration. As she hits record she puts on a false smile Hi Lexi and good morning it certainly is a beautiful day here though due to the smoke of the wild fires much of my time is spent indoors right now I do attempt to get out at least an hour or so everyday. So what's your excuse? I know the world is fraught with danger. Are you afraid something will go wrong? I mean i know that there are ruffians, thugs, poison ivy and quick sand...oh let me guess Barbie girl its the large bugs...gotta be the bugs your type are always afraid of bugs. And considering where i'm from you gotta worry about badgers,rattlesnakes and rock slides. that doesn't even include the weather where it has been known to snow til June that definitely says something about my state of mind. But anyways i digress...so tell me Barbie, do you do anything besides #### and workout? i mean in my experience those are one in the same...Maybe your doing it wrong? I mean i don't know. from the videos you post on here you would think that's all you do. But then maybe your trying to impress someone on the roster? Could it possibly be Legion? No no no i got it Abel Blaze i mean you have never seen either one of their faces maybe your one that goes for personality. since you seem to lack one...
Unknown voice: amidst laughter, baby girl i don't think that she swings that way.
Briar: Oh that's right i forgot, haha that's what it is your going after the married ones, give them a lil show, a little of a come hither smile. Hey what ever trips your trigger. I mean i am certainly not one to judge everyone has their kinks and the good lord knows i have more then my fair share
Unkown voice: Don't I know that Briar's only acknowlagement to this is her flipping her off camera companion off.
Briar: Or are you trying to get your own fitness program. "Sweating to the oldies with Barbie with special guest the original Barbie girl Kelly Kelly? I mean between the two of you, there's what a brain cell between the two of you...I mean why else would you constantly be filming yourself working out? Get out have fun relax enjoy the little things in life...not a word out of you peanut gallery.
So I noticed you were bitching about getting beat up a little too much, have you ever thought of just implementing a tiny tiny bit of kindness into your interactions with people. from the few interactions I've had with you, I've had the almost overwhelming urge to hit you til your attitude improves, and this is from me being here a mere week, i can't imagine what your poor co-workers feel. So needless to say I feel their pain. A kind word or gesture will go a long way to stopping the "getting blindsided, attacked from behind and sucker punched".
Briar takes a deep breath.
Unk: You got this baby girl
Briar: As far as "Cheap Tricks" Oh no you will find that I have several things in my arsenal and not a single one of them is cheap. and calling ME sweetheart oh no Lexi...bestie oh no that won't do at all, because while my Loving sister is merrily skipping around the ring where the mysteriously silent Sarah will be lucky to get out alive I'll be making sure your workouts won't go to waste, just remember that concrete and steel hurt a hell of a lot worse then canvas. See you in Little Rock
and as the camera goes black you hear "How was that Mike?"
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