"This could almost be comedy gold..." he mutters to himself as Rev is simply making up excuses for Fallen's behaviour. Thousands of years ago it would be 'the Devil made me do it' but now it's 'his mental health made him do it'. The tagline only the weak hide behind, like how a large percentage of the unemployed in the late nineties always seemed to have a 'bad back' in his home town.
But then, it was the turn of Legion to open his mouth and well, there's something a bit familiar about what he's saying. Watch enough documentaries about Ian Brady and Myra Hindley, Fred and Rose West, and you'd have known what he was going to say word for word.
History is littered with double acts who commit heinous crimes, yet there's always one of them that pleads innocence. Funny that, isn't it?
Stu-E certainly thinks so, as he watches the rest of the 'show' with a smile on his face. Glancing at the now folded up, empty bag of Cheetos, he does consider another bag of crisps but remembers that he's had a hell of a good time in York, so probably shouldn't.
Instead of venturing from the couch in search of more snacks, Price flips on his camera and records a few short words.
"Legion, your press conference was as dissapointing as me running out of Cheetos just now. I don't buy a single thing you or the Rev just posted out to the World. You been taking tips from Prince Andrew?
Maybe what I should buy, though, is Angelous Inc? Being a businessman I know how fickle stakeholders can be and how quickly hostile takeovers can happen, while you're too busy looking up more excuses to cover up why you're all a set of bastards?"
Price laughs, it would be rather humourous to just buy the business to fire them from that too. As he stops recording, he scrolls through his contacts. Though the first part of the name isn't visable, the second word in the name 'lawyer' can be seen as the view fades out.
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