Opening the lid to the dumpster he drops the other two guys in and closes the lid. Smiling he wipes his hands with a towel from his waist as he turns. Seeming to notice the camera for these first time. He looks at his watch and shrugs his shoulder as he walks to the mouth of the alley. Here he leans his shoulder against the brick wall. As he pulls a toothpick and starts chewing on it watching the crowd waiting to get in. He motions the camera over, never taking his eyes off scanning the crowd.
Legion- So let me guess this is where you expect me to tell y'all my big plan for Art of War right? Nawww it's not like it's a big secret. Art of War is where the HWA as well as the World get to see what some have wanted and others fear! Hehehe... See it's a three way dance and any one of us, could at any time easily make it two on one, hmmm been done many, many, many times before... just as the old man Stewart predicts it will. Legion stops and straightens up. Whistling he points at a guy in the line pushing his way forward. The guy grabs a young lady by her arm and starts yelling, raising his hand as if to slap her. The two bouncers quickly grab him and pull him out of line. As they start questioning him he starts to get rowdy and loud. Legion- Excuse me a minute I'll be right back. Legion strides over as the man decks the first bouncer. As here goes ti hit the second guy Legion grabs his fist. Trusting his arm quickly behind his back he thrust him into a wall. As the other two bouncers take him to a waiting pounce officer who just arrived. Legion walks back over and begins scanning the crowds again. Legion- But the wildcard in this three way dance of ours is noone other then another tricky old worm Dragon. WoW two guys who been wrestling since what the dawn of time? Oh my God? What happens if either of the antiques break thier hip? Oh god I can only imagine the hate mail from the AARP!!! Holy Moly im wrestling the Smithsonian relics.. oh crap you two are going to get me arrested for elderly abuse. For christ sakes! So let me repeat for the elderly and hard of hearing, no hate or names old man stu, but it's every man for themselves... now I get you two old A$$ relics may believe it's going to be two on one. But honestly... I see it like this... ole stewie he's going to be coming after me, cause he feels so slighted and wronged. And maybe someday when I'm as old as you I might possibly feel the same but right now it's a different story. See stu I really wish it was just you and I but for some reason they put the other fossil in the ring. So now, now the fun begins. Because if your old, decrepit, Stonehenge was new when you were born arse, is hyper focused on me... hahaha the other fossil of bones from the land that time forgot, is going to tear you up. Oh that may be funny to watch actually... two old fossils fighting each other over who gets the dentures to bite who with... hahaha... however if you two are more concerned with each other, we'll then you will never see the new, younger, faster, stronger man beat the holy bejeezus out of both of you. Legion smirks and chuckles as he whistles and points out a group of girls. The bouncers pull them aside and drugs are found. The girls are lead to police officers. Legion- See me. I'm going into this PPV ready. Unlike my opponents, im going to be on gaurd with both of them. Im going in fully expecting and prepared for a three way brawl... I'm coming to Art of War ready and willing to beat two grumpy old men. And I'll be leaving with one if not both on that mat when I'm done. So get out your poly grip Stu, tighten up that girdle Dragon, Make sure your Depends are on straight both you oldtimers. And make sure you paid up your dues on y'all's medilerts because your going to be yelling "Help, we've fallen and can't get up!!!".... Legion starts to walk away, then stops n snaps his fingers. ..
Legion- Oh might be a good thing your not bringing Laney old man stu... I heard Fallens going to be there, and maybe this time no-one will be there to stop him. Hmmmm good choice leaving her at home old man. Good choice. Just food for thought!! Ttffn!!! He flips the bird to the camera as he walks back into the club.
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