(Mandy): Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this official backstage exclusive! This has just been recorded as CM Punk simply can’t seem to escape controversy. This happened moments ago, as Havoc went off the air. Let’s roll the footage!
The scene transitions to footage of Havoc having just gone off the air amidst the chaos that ensued in its closing moments between Wisdom Parker, Awesome Kong and Mel and the local Salt Lake police. Backstage, storming his way to Gorilla, his nostrils flaring and his emerald eyes like two pools of green inferno is Sean Parker, a cameraman trailing him. Still with a headset on, CM Punk is smiling and chatting away to Mandy Banks and members of the crew when Sean Parker charges in, knocking Punk’s headset off and he grabs him by the collar, pulling him up and throwing him against the wall. The crew members shout out in surprise and shock as Mandy quickly gets her phone out and starts filming.
(CM Punk): Hey, what the f*ck are you doing?!
Sean slams him into the wall again, not letting go of his t-shirt collar.
(Sean): Don’t give me that bullshit, you f*cking prick! Butch asked you to watch Gorilla whilst Hans and Sensei were being checked over and you just let two non-HWA wrestlers invade our program and attack one of our CEOs?! And you gave them ####ing entrance music, Punk?! What exactly was going through that thick skull of yours? Huh?
Out of nowhere, before Punk can even answer, Sean leathers him with a hard right cross that catches him unawares and sends him sprawling back. Screams and shouts from the nearby crew echo as Sean lays into Punk with shot after shot, turning Punk’s face fifty shades of red and purple. Several staff try their best to pull Sean off Punk but he’s too enraged, like a madman. Finally, he stops and Punk slumps to the ground, blood pouring from various gashes and cuts from his lip, cheeks and forehead, his nose looks like it’s broken. Moments later, Butch arrives, looking like Mount Vesuvious about to erupt.
(Butch): What the f*ck is going on here? Sean, what the hell?
Sean turns back to Butch, his chest heaving, his t-shirt covered in splatters of CM Punk’s blood as several first-aiders arrive to assist him.
(Sean): The son-of-a-bitch let that happen, Butch! Kong and Mel coming out and attacking Wisdom and Michelle? He just let hit happen! You left that f*cking poisonous rat in charge of Gorilla and this is what he let’s happen? I don’t know why you even hired him to begin with.
Butch’s ire is increasing by the second and his crosshairs move from Sean to CM Punk who is just climbing back up to his feet and pushes the first-aiders away. Punk points accustatorily at Sean over Butch’s shoulder.
(CM Punk): You’ll be hearing from my lawyers, you little rat bastard!
Sean gives him the wanker sign and shoves his tongue into the front of his mouth like Jay from the In-Betweeners.
(Sean): Aw gies peace ya f*cking bellend, go cry and beg for a job from Triple H!
(Butch): That’s enough!
Butch turns his head to Sean.
(Butch): Sean, go get yourself cleaned up, I’m sure Michelle and her parents won’t want to see you with blood on your shirt before you go out for dinner.
Sean looks down instinctively to see the blood spatter all over his shirt and rolls his eyes. He gives Punk one last death stare before acquiesing to his uncle’s request and walks out of Gorilla and to the locker rooms. Butch turns his attention back to CM Punk.
(Butch): Why, Phil? Why is it always the same? You promised me all you wanted was to help this company and have a clean slate. So why, after only two goddamn hours, have you caused more stress and anxiety in my locker room than we’ve had in the last eight goddamn months?
Despite blood pouring from his face like a leaky faucet, he still manages a sardonic smile and shakes his head.
(CM Punk): You should be thanking me, Butch! I just gave you ratings like this company hasn’t seen in years! You’re benching your best recruits because of some backstage politics, protecting your mark of a nephew. Do you know how many viewers CBS will get for what happened at the end there with your wife going against wesome Kong? This place is a f*cking joke and without me, it’ll flounder, just like you let it all those years ago!
That did it. Scottish volcanic eruption imminent. Butch doesn’t give Punk another second and simply rams his forehead into Punk’s already broken nose with a vicious headbutt that crumples him to the floor like an accordion. He leans over CM Punk’s unconscious form.
(Butch): They were all right, you know? Vince, Hunter, the Bucks, Kenny, Eddie… you’re a f*cking parasite on this industry, Punk. Maybe you can go to Impact and see if they need someone to be a runner. You’re fired!
Security guards from the arena come on to the scene after hearing of the commotion.
(Security Guard): Is everything alright, Mr Parker?
(Butch): Absolutely fine. Get this piece of shit out of my sight. Send him to a hospital to get him cleaned up and give them HWA’s credentials for the bill. He’s officially done.
(Security Guard): Yessir.
The security guards pull a still unconscious CM Punk to his feet, dragging him out of Gorilla. Butch turns and sees Mandy Banks filming. Her eyes widen when Butch’s gaze fixates on her.
(Butch): Did you get everything?
Mandy doesn’t speak, she just nods.
(Butch): Good, post it.
Butch walks out of frame as the footage goes back to Mandy in Gorilla.
(Mandy): There you have it, folks! As quickly as he got here, CM Punk is officially gone and no longer part of HWA! I’ll be looking to get more information regarding the possibility of charges being filed against both Sean and Butch Parker as well as more information regarding what happened in the closing moments of Havoc. Keep your eyes on HWA’s YouTube channel and our social media outlets! I’m Mandy Banks, that’s all for now!
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