Legion- Wow how far the mighty have Fallen... right? So let me get this straight. You have a mini shakir? You actually expect us to believethats the puppet come to life??? Wow Steve you really are losing it. Idk even with the wee persons help it looks like you still cant win. Just like you could never beat my Dad. And like you never beat me oldtimer. So anyways back to your mini-shakir... that just sound incorrect. How about i call him ms? oh snap that almost sounds like you got a wife oldtimer. Did you secretly sneak into the woods? catch yoursrlf a mini bigfoot hmmm woukd it ghen bs a lil foot? Anyways enough with the games old guy. Have you ever thought of I dont know maybe retiring??? I can find you a sweet plot of land!!! Legion holds up pamplettes for burial plots and cemetarys. I honestly am begining to think it may be time someone sent you to wherever old wrestlers disappear or "retire" to.
See old man in uncovering just the few secrets I have so far... your lucky all I wanna do is retire you.
His phone buzzes and he holds up one finger to the camera. He picks up the phone listening after a few minutes on the phone he nods and says thanks before he replaces the phone in its cradle. Shaking his head he chuckles.
Legion- Ok. Where was I? Oh yes so now we meet and its falls count anywhere? Old guy? Do you want beat so badly? Or was it just my lucky day? Either way im going to make this a match you will never forget. Hell we can call it your retirment party! I ll even send your mini shakir packing with you so you wont be lonely how bout that old man? He walks around the desk and pulls out a Shiek Akbar puppet he holds his other hand like a gun pointed at the puppets head.
Now listen old man go peacefully or the puppet gets it! Hahahaha See you soon oldtimer!!! Right before i send you packing to the icu or maybe the retirement home. And remember....
Old men that play with dolls should be in retirement homes or hanging out with Stu-e... either way the old men should be silent!!!! See you there old guy!! Have a nice day.
Legion picks up the phone and walks back over to stare out the window. As the screen fades to black.
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