We see Wolfy carrying a crocodile to a new enclosure at the Hoff Wildlife Center then letting the crocodile lose into the enclosure, then Wolfy looks at the camera.
(Wolfy): Hey there buds! surprised to see me back at work already? Well I'm not Skinky Skank. I recovered really fast! I actually surprised the doctors. Of course everyone seen what happened to me. Lazy Butt Goblin went and proved the point I have been making for a while now. He's nothing but a coward that won't fight fairly. Well at least when he's not running.
Wolfy then walks into a building then grabbing a giant piece of meat on a table that was prepared. Wolfy then walks back outside walking to the Polar Bear enclosure throwing the meat inside the enclosure where the Polar Bear devours the meat.
(Wolfy): You gave me some advice Lazy Butt Goblin. You told me to give up. You know what? You're right... Well half right because I'm not giving up in the way you think. I'm giving up on waiting for you to grow a back bone. Did you know a Polar Bear can smell a seal on the ice 20 miles away? That way the Polar Bear can approach his prey and make the strike. That's what I'm doing I'm done waiting for you to grow a back bone and step in that ring like a man, and actually fight like a man without running urinating yourself like a scared snake-necked turtle, or cheat your way out. I'm done waiting for you to come to me like a Kenyan Sand Boa waiting under the sand for his prey. I'm gonna go after you like a Polar Bear. I don't care if it's a match or not I'm coming, We're gonna wrestle. After what you did at last havoc, then before that bullying the officials, and even threatening my animals. I'm done. You wanted the animal within me well now you got him. I should have known better. When I wrestle a croc I don't wait for him to come to me. I go to him. So that's what I'm going to do.
Wolfy then walks to the Squirrel Monkey enclosure.
(Wolfy): On a lighter note the expedition! Well kids I know it didn't end the way we wanted but one awesome thing came out of it. A new discovery on animal behavior! When you kids pointed out that the Lazy Butt Goblin smelled like the bathroom it made me wonder so I studied and I found out why The Lazy Butt Goblin smells like urine even when not threatened! Just like the Squirrel Monkey here the Lazy Butt Goblin practices the act of urine-washing! He likes to bathe in urine! Apparently the spa treatment term is called urine therapy. We all know how the Lazy Butt Goblin loves its spa treatments. Holy Lizard not only does Lazy Butt Goblin smell like a portable restroom he's a freak!
The screen fades to black.
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