A brand new animal documentary.
Posted by Wolfy
on April 1, 2024, 1:59 am
Scene opens. We see the lists of x posts, posted to the HWA website from Tobias Clarke. We then hear an Australian animal documentary narrator speak (Narrator): The Lazy Butt Goblin, a newly discovered species only being discovered this year. The more we see from this new species the more we learn about its natural behavior. The one thing scientists have recently learned about the Lazy Butt Goblin is the obsession with posting on X. There have been monkeys that have been trained to make posts on X. Which would make sense with the Lazy Butt Goblins Urine Baths showing a relationship with squirrel monkeys. However what has confused the scientist is The Lazy Butt Goblins obsession with making the posts and social media. Making scientists theorize that the Lazy Butt Goblin might be also related to the species the teenage girl. Scientists suspect the Lazy Butt Goblin might also have an obsession with Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, and will probably cry and tap out the moment the Lazy Butt Goblin breaks a nail during Blood Sweat And Tears. That or try to get out of the match with the excuse that he's having female problems. We then see Erica Martinez screaming during havoc. (Narrator): We now see the Skinky Skank. Again since it's a newly discovered species more things are being discovered. Here we see the Skinky Skank. We recently discovered the Skinky Skank gets extremely jealous when another species is pregnant. The reason scientists believe is because the Skinky Skank can't reproduce themselves. No partner would actually want to have babies with the Skinky Skank. The way the Skinky Skank species are actually still existing and not went into extinction is because the Skinky Skank is called a hybrid animal. The Skinky Skank is actually what scientists think is a mix between a human and a jackass, which explains the Skinky Skanks behavior. We then see an image signaling commercial break. We then see Wolfy in front of the crocodile exhibit at The Hoff Wildlife Center. (Wolfy): Hey there buds! I'm here to advertise to you the best show all year! Blood Sweat And Tears! There is going to be an epic match between Jesse Draconis and The Lazy Butt Goblin, in a Lumberjack match! I will be there also as one of the lumberjacks. So finally we can see a match without the Lazy Butt Goblin running urinating himself or cheating his way out. It's going to be great to finally see the creature that sniffs it's own farts the Lazy Butt Goblin be in a match he can't escape so order the ppv now! Or come and even see it live! I'll be available before the event giving animal demonstrations for all to see so I can't wait to see you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Off camera Wolfy is in the bathroom at The Hoff Wildlife Center. Wolfy is leaning over the sink resting his elbows on the sink counter with his hands covering his face. Looking like he's in a lot of pain with a stance that says he might be losing control of himself. (Wolfy): Good God. I know you're hungry stop please! You'll be able to eat soon I promise we have matches coming soon... Wolfy growls in pain as he struggles. He then takes his hands off his face and looks into the mirror. (Wolfy): Just please calm down. The matches are coming soon I promise. Wolfy blinks and when he opens his eyes his eyes change into ones of a crocodile. The noise of someone knocking on the bathroom door shoots through the bathroom as Wolfys eyes change back to normal. (Man outside the bathroom door): Is everything okay Wolfy? We're waiting for you to help with the injured grizzly. (Wolfy): Yeah I'm good bud! I'll be right out! The scene fades to black.
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