The Escape of The Shark, and interview with Wolfy.
Posted by Wolfy, The Shark, Prof. Hoff
on April 24, 2024, 10:48 pm
Scene opens. Off camera. It is April 21'st one night before Havoc. The Shark is beaten bloody dripping a pile of blood onto the floor, and is completely exhausted. Suddenly Prof. Hoff walks into the room slowly walking up to The Shark. (Prof. Hoff): What the hell do I have to do?! I will make you snap! Do you hear me?! You will tell me who's under that mask! Prof. Hoff stands there thinking for a moment on what he can do to make him talk. He then has a look as if a lightbulb goes off in his head. He then walks across the room grabbing a pear of pliers on the desk making his way back to The Shark. (Prof. Hoff): Good God! Why didn't I think of this before?! We all know the most important thing to a shark is his teeth.. Prof. Hoff then grabs The Shark by his head then forcing The Sharks mouth open grabbing one of his teeth with the pliers as The Shark then starts to scream in terror trying his best to yell. (The Shark): Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll tell you! Prof. Hoff then releases The Sharks tooth and gives The Shark a satisfied nod and evil smile. As the Shark had finally snapped do to God knows how many days of pure torture. (The Shark): My real name is- Suddenly Wolfy comes out of nowhere hitting Prof. Hoff in the head with a concrete brick. As Prof. Hoff falls to the floor knocked unconscious Wolfy runs up to The Shark, then cutting The Sharks restraints taking his eyes off Prof. Hoff. After cutting some of the restraints Wolfy is then blind sided by Prof. Hoff where Prof. Hoff tackles Wolfy to the ground. Prof. Hoff then taking a syringe needle out of his lab coat pocket then injecting it into Wolfys neck. (Prof. Hoff): *insane laughter* You're gonna really love this medicine! It's going to give you the boost of a lifet- Suddenly Prof. Hoff is then hit in the head again by the concrete brick by the Shark. Throwing Prof. Hoff off Wolfy and knocking Prof. Hoff out cold. Wolfy pulls the needle out of his neck and reading what he was just injected with. As Wolfy reads what he was just injected with the look of horror comes across his face. (Wolfy): Gosh damn it no! (The Shark): What is it? What did he inject you with? Wolfy covers his face with his hands in disbelief and fear as he answers. (Wolfy): He calls it possession booster..He gave the spirits more strength more power... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene. Opens Present day. On camera. We see The Shark in his podcast room at his desk and Wolfy sitting next to him holding Tobias Clarkes Perfection Belt. (The Shark): Hey guppies! Welcome to The Shark podcast! It's going to be a fin-tastic episode! We have a guest today that's been involved in a shark ton at last Havoc. I don't just have him on because he's the only wrestler that's given me his phone number please welcome Wolfy! (Wolfy): Thank you for having me bud! (The Shark): So one thing I wanted to ask is Ringmaster. It's becoming the talk of HWA. Even tho I'm going to win it what do you think of it? (Wolfy): Haha! Well I'm more pumped than a snake finding Chuck E. Cheese. I'm hoping I do win it. It will be awesome to wrestle so many folks on the HWA roster. Some I respect and I'll be glad to shake their hand before and after the match like I did with Stu-E. Others however well... that'll be really fun... However when I win I'll be as happy as a dog getting a hotdog. This clip then plays.
?si=pmkelvaTgm5xTVXa (The Shark): Speaking of Stu-E how do you feel about that match you had with Stu-E at last Havoc? You took a loss that night however you definitely seemed to hold your own. (Wolfy): Well if was great! besides for well you know.. This clip then plays.
?si=PCT7b9-8u2h1sNCs (Wolfy): Haha! Anyway it was great I had a great time actually wrestling a match without my opponent running away urinating himself or cheating his way out of a fight. Stu-E is a great wrestler and I have a ton of respect for him. I hope one day we can have a rematch as I learned a lot from him that I think will help me become a better wrestler myself. However one thing happened to Stu-E's daughter I really didn't want happening. The Lazy Butt Goblin sadly killed her tarantula. I'm really sorry about that Laney. I know how losing an animal feels. I have sadly lost some animals myself being in the animal business for so many years. I know sadly I can't bring him back but I can assure you he is in a good place. However since I believe every kid deserves a little critter friend I got you a gift Laney. Wolfy grabs a animal enclosure from underneath the desk then setting it on the desk. Wolfy then reaches inside the enclosure pulling out a Bearded Dragon. (Wolfy): I got you a Bearded Dragon! These little guys are awesome beginner reptiles as they are extremely friendly. I have had my Bearded Dragon named Cannon for over a year and he never even tried to bite me once. They're extremely chill reptiles when hand raised. The Bearded Dragon is native to Australia! One thing I do warn you Laney is be careful petting the top of his head. Not because it'll make him mad but because you don't wanna poke his eye. As Bearded Dragons have a third eye on top of their head to detect shadows from predators from overhead! Their third eye is called a parietal eye! This image is then showed in front of the screen (Wolfy): You and your dad can pick this guy up anytime Laney. Wolfy then puts the Bearded Dragon into the enclosure. (The Shark): Speaking of Tobias Clarke. A lot happened between him and you at havoc. How do you feel about him declining your challenge to The Zoo Match and him blaming you for the attack that happened to him? Wolfy rubs The Perfection Belt in order to mock Tobias Clarke as he answers (Wolfy): For The Lazy Butt Goblin declining it I think the Lazy Butt Goblin has no balls. Which I knew the Lazy Butt Goblin was neutered so I'm not surprised. This clip then plays.
?si=ajnSoSbr3FK2oPPE (Wolfy): As for the attack. I have been trying to get The Lazy Butt Goblin in The Zoo for threatening my animals to trying to take them away. However nothing too serious as the Lazy Butt Goblin was just threatening things and taking things. However what he did to Laney he actually poached one. Now it no longer me just bugging the Lazy Butt Goblin to go to the Zoo. Now I don't care if he does, because after being a poacher until he goes to The Zoo, The Zoo will come to him. The Zoo will not have mercy for your body nor your soul. Wolfy for a second then flashes eyes that looks like a snake for a second as The Shark looks at Wolfy in shock as he asks his next question. (The Shark): Jawses... I have just one more question. I'm sorry for taking so much of your time but you and the SOA got involved with the situation with Erica Martinez. How did you feel about that situation? I thought it was insane what Erica did personally. (Wolfy): The Skinky Skank is everything I said the Skinky Skank was for how long now? The Skinky Skank is nothing but a Skank that cares about nothing but Skinky Skank and Skanking around. Hell I don't understand why Maniac even sticks with the Skinky Skank. The Skinky Skank doesn't give a dang about him. The Skinky Skank doesn't even care about that demon, the Skinky Skank cares about the short-lived power the demon gives the Skinky Skank. The Skinky Skank even wanted Maniac to accept that demon despite knowing the pain it caused him because that power was more important to the Skinky Skank than Maniac ever has been to that Skank. As for The Skinky Skank skanking around holy lizard the Skinky Skank can't even do a promo clothed! After seeing that I puked none stop for about 30 seconds! This clip then plays.
?si=z21RfSYJxXe4AgdK (Wolfy): As for what the Skinky Skank did to Michelle Learner. After seeing that I wanna go after the Skinky with the SOA and pin her down pouring holy water down the skanks throat. However I do have a message for Michelle Learner and Sean Parker. Please keep me updated I am worried about y'all. I know y'all think I'm a Charles Darwin follower believing in evolution with being a zoologist guy and all but in fact I'm religious like you Michelle. not as strict as you of course but I am a non denominational Christian. So I will be praying for both of you. Please get better soon I can't wait to see y'all both back at 100%. Suddenly the broadcast turns into static being hacked once again by Prof. Hoff. When the screen clears up we see Prof. Hoff standing in a strange lab, as Prof. Hoff gives an insane laugh as he shakes the dead body parts of Laney's spider in a small bottle. (Prof. Hoff): You got lucky Sharky with Wolfys save but you won't be for long you will be my subject once again! *insane laughter* How did you like the surprise needle Wolfy?! I seen you're already becoming more wild with that attack of Tobias Clarke! That's good! You going insane with hunger yet? Finding difficult to not find prey?! I'm sure you're losing sleep already staying awake with the urge of finding prey but yet you won't because you stick to this stupid morality of only preying on evil. You make me laugh watching you suffer! *insane laughter* Prof. Hoff then pours the dead spiders parts into a flask of chemicals. (Prof. Hoff): As for you Stu-E throw all the fits you want! You cant protect anyone... You can't protect yourself from being... My subject. No one is exempt! Not even you Erica Martinez. I seen the flattery you gave me when insulting Wolfy however flattery will get you nowhere! *insane laughter* No one is exempt! Good guys, angels, bad guys, spoiled brats not even #####s like you are exempt. You all will be.... My subjects... Screen goes to black.
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