“Good evening, and welcome to 3 Count News. I'm Frasier Stevenson bringing you the latest developments from the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance event that turned into a scene of chaos and violence.”
[Cut to footage of Laney Price sitting at a table near the catering area, her pet tarantula in a plastic case, as Tobias Clarke storms by, demanding directions to the main office.]
Reporter Voiceover: The incident began innocently enough, with Laney Price enjoying the HWA event with her new pet tarantula by her side. But it quickly escalated when Tobias Clarke, an individual not especially associated with the wrestling industry, judging by his lack of action, made a scene, demanding to speak with HWA official Wisdom Parker.
[Cut to footage of Tobias Clarke verbally abusing a staff member before turning his attention to Laney and her pet tarantula.]
Reporter Voiceover: Clarke's outburst took a sinister turn when he callously destroyed Laney's pet tarantula, leaving the young girl devastated.
[Cut to footage of Professor Hoff intervening and assaulting Stu-E Price, Laney's father, as Laney looks on in horror.]
Reporter Voiceover: Professor Hoff, a mysterious figure with unclear motives, then attacked Stu-E Price, leaving him unconscious and vulnerable.
[Cut to security personnel arriving on the scene as Professor Hoff makes his escape.]
Reporter Voiceover: As security rushed to the scene, Professor Hoff fled, leaving Laney and Stu-E in shock and distress.
[Cut back to the studio.]
“This disturbing incident raises serious questions about the safety and security of attendees at HWA events. We reached out to HWA officials for comment but have yet to receive a response.
[Cut to a photo of Tobias Clarke and Professor Hoff.]
“ Authorities are now investigating the actions of Tobias Clarke and the mysterious Professor Hoff, as wrestling fans and attendees demand answers and reassurances about their safety at future events.”
[Cut back to the studio.]
“As Laney Price and her father recover from the trauma of this ordeal, we'll continue to bring you updates on this developing story.”
[Closing theme music plays, another royalty free lifted anthem.]
“That's all for tonight's broadcast. Thank you for joining us on 3 Count News. Stay tuned for…. Wait! Keep rolling, keep rolling!”
[There’s a hush in the ‘studio’ which looks like someone’s basement as the host looks like he can’t believe what he’s hearing in his earpiece.]]
“Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first ever call-in guest, and it’s Stu-E Price himself!”
“Can you guys hear me? I was just sitting up, couldn’t sleep and I somehow came across this show of yours on YouTube.”
Frasier is sitting at his desk looking starstruck, he forgets to even answer.
“I’ll take that as a yes, and you’re waiting for me to shoot,” says Price as he takes a deep breath.
“Clarke, you’ve entered this company and been a complete joke, so much so that I’ve not mentioned you once until now. You’re completely pathetic, a cliché, a cardboard cutout #### that the wrestling business has seen time, and time again through the years.
I left you to your own devices, because the only emotion you really deserved from me is to be ignored. You’re not even worth the toe jam between Bryan Deas’ toes, you silly little bastard. Whatever shite you have going on with Wolfy is nothing to do with me, and nothing to do with my daughter. So stay the #### away from us two because I’m a whole different bastard to Wolfy.
I’ll stick you in the hospital on life support, pop in to visit and unplug the machines to plug in a big neon sign that reads, ‘I’m a ####’ with a big arrow pointing to your vegetated face.
And talking about vegetables, takes me right to this Hoff fella. Who the ####ing hell do you think you are? You make Dr. Alphonse Mephesto look like Steven, bloody Hawking! The difference between you and me is, if I really wanted to put you down and turn you into a subject, your body would never be found. Be very careful playing games with me because people like you always come up short when it comes to paying the Price.
That’s something for you to think about as well, Wolfy. The common denominator of this whole bullshit, is you. Clarke is your problem. Hoff is your problem. If your problems are going to continue affecting me and Laney, no matter what random animals you send as a peace offering, I’ll solve all three problems. Sort your problems out, and quick, because I don’t have the time or the patience right now, especially with Ring Master around the corner.
And Frankie, that’s all I’ve got to say about Havoc.”
“Umm… thank you, I mean, my name is Frasier, but thank you!”
Before Frasier Stevenson can grab a reply, Stu-E cuts off the call leaving the teenage host a bit flabbergasted as the scene cuts.
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