We see Wolfy walking around the Toledo Zoo in Toledo Ohio.
(Wolfy): Hey buds! Boy oh boy I'm back home again where I grew up and I saw I got so many people more mad at me than a crocodile trying to go vegan. So I suppose I'll address it all. Let me start with the two people I still respect despite all the insults thrown my way. Sean Parker and Stu-E. I'll start with Stu-E as he makes a bit more sense in my opinion. I'm truly sorry what happened to you and Laney Stu-E but you know very well I'm not the reason I'm not the reason these people act like this. If you and Laney want to separate from me entirely I understand perfectly. I understand entirely that evil people surround me because being born with Prof. Hoff in my life and I stand up to people who bully and poach. I haven't just sat back like most people here at HWA and let these people run wild. When I saw someone acting twisted and evil I stood up to them I called them out I was the one who stood in front of them and told them to bring it on. So there are plenty of people that will always go after me to get me back. I've always been that way, and I always will. So I'm truly sorry you and Laney got hit in crossfire. I don't know what else I can do to make it up to you. If there is let me know. However like I said if you and Laney wanna separate from me entirely I understand.
Wolfy starts to make his way towards the outside theater then sits down in one of the seats going on with his next topic.
(Wolfy): As for Sean, let me ask you something. If someone were to break into someone's house you care about the police were called and it only took them 30 seconds to reach the house. The one you cared about was beaten up but the police was able to come in and save that person's life from the intruder, would you say f*ck you to the police because your loved one took a beating? I'd personally thank them but if you say that to them you need a lesson in reality buddy because tragedy happens within seconds not hours or minutes. You've been making promos saying f*ck you to the SOA because it took nearly took 30 seconds to realize what was going on and run out there and save Michelle Learner? I hate to tell you Sean you might say we were too late but you know dang well we're talking about a demon here and that demon would have killed her we managed to save her life. I respect you Sean I also respect Michelle Learner and pray for her recovery, so Instead of sitting there giving us at the SOA the bird why don't you look into the reality of what happened and come with us fighting beside the SOA and take that Skinky Skank down once and for all.
Wolfy stands up making his way towards The aquarium starting to get in more of a laughing mood as he talks about his next subject.
(Wolfy): Now let's move onto the Lazy Butt Goblin. Hey Mr. Lazy Butt Goblin really wanna know why nobody visits you in the hospital? Well it's because of well..
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(Wolfy): The Lazy Butt Goblin claims they should because The Lazy Butt Goblin is a great wrestler and the Lazy Butt Goblin deserves to be here and I don't. Hey Mr. Goblin I held my own in a match without cheating, I don't coward out of matches to the point management threatens me. It's not like you haven't had plenty of chances to have a fair clean match. We know you can't simply because you suck at wrestling. The Lazy Butt Goblin simply sucks worse than a leach on drugs.
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(Wolfy): As for The Lazy Butt Goblin wanting to kill me. Holy Lizard! That's great news! I know the perfect place you can try! Meet me in The Zoo, because remember after poaching until you go to The Zoo, The Zoo will come to you.
Wolfy then walks some around the aquarium until he stops in his tracks and looks at the shark aquarium, The camera then points to the shark aquarium, where we see The Shark swimming with the sharks in the aquarium.
(Wolfy): Holy lizard! Get out of there Sharky! You're going to get us in trouble!
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Off camera.
Prof. Hoff is sitting in front of a table staring at a live tarantula, Brazilian wandering spider hybrid. Thats sitting in a clear enclosure while Prof. Hoff does an insane laugh.
(Prof. Hoff): Now that you're alive Laney's spider and now venomous... You'll be great to give to... my subjects... *insane laughter*
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