Posted by Terry lee
on July 17, 2008, 3:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Your QUESTION for the day?"
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LOL!!!...(If it were me...I'd be goin' for throwin' down in the mosh pit or learning break dancing or the cotton eyed joe...I would give anything to compete at the level of You and Renner...so maybe I should switch modes from dirt hits to dance hits!!!)
P.S. JA...I Saw Allan Cooke segment on M80 last night practicing with 2 moving ramps...1 take off on the front of the box truck and the lander on the back attached and being pulled on wheels... He was on his BMX Bike...I know he does stunts and film work but it was cool to see him somewhat JA STYLE... stickin' moving landings!!! WAY COOL!!!
--Previous Message--
: What kind of dancing? I'm kind of partial to
: G-funk/disco when it's time to throw down on
: the dance floor. As for dancing to rock,
: it's harder, but there are plenty of hotties
: who are willing to dance to it, so it's
: worth it to get out there, if for nothing
: else but a closer view. Even though I'm not
: what you'd call a country music fan, after
: tagging along to some country dance places I
: came to appreciate the fun to be had while
: doing line dances and other dances like the
: two-step and the Cotton-Eyed Joe.
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: Maybe you prefer a little break dancing.
: Poppin' and lockin'. Maybe a little bit of
: reverse moon walk. How about a little robot?
: The washing machine? The Special? The slide?
: The Pink Panther?
:
: Maybe swing is more your style. You know I
: can roll any way you wonts to, sulstuh.
:
: JA
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: --Previous Message--
: SEXIST? Of all people, you should know that
: I
: am not a sexist or your typical woman.
: Neither of those jokes were really funny but
: they were both insulting. NOW You want to
: dance?
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: --Previous Message--
: You're so...sexist!
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: I'm offended! Sniff sniff
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: This is an OUTRAGE!
:
: ha ha
:
: JA
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: --Previous Message--
: JA: I know you HATE questions, BUT was that
: suppose to be funny? I have heard it before,
: and I thought it was sick. But here is one
: that might explain that one.
:
: God was just about done creating humans, but
: he had two parts left over. He couldn't
: decide how to split them between Adam and
: Eve so He thought He might just as well ask
: them. He told them one of "the things
: He had left was a thing that would allow the
: owner to pee while standing up.
: "It's a very handy thing," God
: told them, "and I was wondering if
: either one of you had a preference for
: it."
: Well, Adam jumped up & down &
: begged, "Oh, please give that to me!
: I'd love to be able to do that!
: It seems like just the sort of thing a man
: should have. Please! Please! Give it to
: me!" On and on he went like an excited
: little boy.
: Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam
: really wanted it so badly, he could have it.
: So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him
: to pee standing up.
: Adam was so excited he just started whizzing
: all over the place- first on the side of the
: rock, then he wrote his name in the sand,
: and then he tried to see if he could hit a
: stump ten feet away - laughing with delight
: all the while.
: God and Eve watched him with amusement and
: then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess
: you're kind of stuck with the last thing I
: have left."
: "What's it called?" asked Eve.
: "BRAINS", said God.
:
: AND that is the rest of the story.
: No one questions!
:
: And that is the rest of the story.
:
: --Previous Message--
: A man was on the water for his weekly
: fishing
: trip. He began his day
:
: with an 8-pound bass on the first cast and a
: 7-pounder on the second.
:
: On the third cast he had just caught his
: first ever bass over 11 pounds
:
: when his cell phone rang.
:
:
:
: It was a doctor notifying him that his wife
: had just been in a terrible
:
: accident and was in critical condition and
: in the ICU. The man told the
:
: doctor to inform his wife where he was and
: that he'd be there as soon as
:
: possible. As he hung up he realized he was
: leaving what was shaping up
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: to be his best day ever on the water.
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:
:
: He decided to get in a couple of more casts
: before heading to the
:
: hospital He ended up fishing the rest of the
: morning, finishing his trip
:
: with a stringer like he'd never seen, with
: three bass over 10 pounds. He
:
: was jubilant!
:
:
:
: Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty,
: he dashed to the hospital.
:
:
:
: He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked
: about his wife's condition.
:
:
:
: The doctor glared at him and somberly said,
: 'You went ahead and finished
:
: your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're
: proud of yourself! While you
:
: were out for the past four hours enjoying
: yourself on the pond, your
:
: wife has been suffering intensely in the
: ICU! It's just as well you went
:
: ahead and finished, because it will be more
: than likely the last fishing
:
: trip you ever take!'
:
:
:
: 'For the rest of her life she will require
: 'round the clock care. And
:
: you'll be her care giver forever!'
:
:
:
: The man was feeling so guilty he broke down
: and sobbed.
:
:
:
: The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just
: f' with you. She's dead.
:
: What'd you catch?'
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