Posted by Terry lee
on July 17, 2008, 3:42 pm, in reply to "Re: JA was messin' with ya...!!! I am female and JA's response was funny and cool, I thought...LOL!!"
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My favourite thing in life is to dish it out!!!with humor... Everything is relative & it's really cool to see a response that was thought out!!! I hope we all meet up at one of these events!!!
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: Terry Lee: I appreciate your comment and I
: know JA was kidding, but sometimes he does
: push the limits. (not just with him stunts)
: I was just trying to show him how women can
: dish it out too. Another one of JA's virtues
: is his "brain"....that is why I
: used that story. I DO think that sometimes
: we send OUR subconscious messages through
: items/jokes we repeat or share. I'm sure a
: man who lost his beloved wife to death would
: not find it funny. Everyone has their own
: perspective.
: Thanks for your comment.
: --Previous Message--
: HEY, HEY, HEY!!! Don't make us tomboy types
: look bad!!! Hope you aren't seriously
: insulted by his humor...I think it's a
: virtue of his and a true asset...especially
: with a book coming out...I
: HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:
: --Previous Message--
: SEXIST? Of all people, you should know that
: I
: am not a sexist or your typical woman.
: Neither of those jokes were really funny but
: they were both insulting. NOW You want to
: dance?
:
: --Previous Message--
: You're so...sexist!
:
: I'm offended! Sniff sniff
:
: This is an OUTRAGE!
:
: ha ha
:
: JA
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: --Previous Message--
: JA: I know you HATE questions, BUT was that
: suppose to be funny? I have heard it before,
: and I thought it was sick. But here is one
: that might explain that one.
:
: God was just about done creating humans, but
: he had two parts left over. He couldn't
: decide how to split them between Adam and
: Eve so He thought He might just as well ask
: them. He told them one of "the things
: He had left was a thing that would allow the
: owner to pee while standing up.
: "It's a very handy thing," God
: told them, "and I was wondering if
: either one of you had a preference for
: it."
: Well, Adam jumped up & down &
: begged, "Oh, please give that to me!
: I'd love to be able to do that!
: It seems like just the sort of thing a man
: should have. Please! Please! Give it to
: me!" On and on he went like an excited
: little boy.
: Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam
: really wanted it so badly, he could have it.
: So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him
: to pee standing up.
: Adam was so excited he just started whizzing
: all over the place- first on the side of the
: rock, then he wrote his name in the sand,
: and then he tried to see if he could hit a
: stump ten feet away - laughing with delight
: all the while.
: God and Eve watched him with amusement and
: then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess
: you're kind of stuck with the last thing I
: have left."
: "What's it called?" asked Eve.
: "BRAINS", said God.
:
: AND that is the rest of the story.
: No one questions!
:
: And that is the rest of the story.
:
: --Previous Message--
: A man was on the water for his weekly
: fishing
: trip. He began his day
:
: with an 8-pound bass on the first cast and a
: 7-pounder on the second.
:
: On the third cast he had just caught his
: first ever bass over 11 pounds
:
: when his cell phone rang.
:
:
:
: It was a doctor notifying him that his wife
: had just been in a terrible
:
: accident and was in critical condition and
: in the ICU. The man told the
:
: doctor to inform his wife where he was and
: that he'd be there as soon as
:
: possible. As he hung up he realized he was
: leaving what was shaping up
:
: to be his best day ever on the water.
:
:
:
: He decided to get in a couple of more casts
: before heading to the
:
: hospital He ended up fishing the rest of the
: morning, finishing his trip
:
: with a stringer like he'd never seen, with
: three bass over 10 pounds. He
:
: was jubilant!
:
:
:
: Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty,
: he dashed to the hospital.
:
:
:
: He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked
: about his wife's condition.
:
:
:
: The doctor glared at him and somberly said,
: 'You went ahead and finished
:
: your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're
: proud of yourself! While you
:
: were out for the past four hours enjoying
: yourself on the pond, your
:
: wife has been suffering intensely in the
: ICU! It's just as well you went
:
: ahead and finished, because it will be more
: than likely the last fishing
:
: trip you ever take!'
:
:
:
: 'For the rest of her life she will require
: 'round the clock care. And
:
: you'll be her care giver forever!'
:
:
:
: The man was feeling so guilty he broke down
: and sobbed.
:
:
:
: The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just
: f' with you. She's dead.
:
: What'd you catch?'
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