Posted by Mercury Morgan
on September 14, 2008, 12:52 am, in reply to "Re: Rider comes up short - a heartbreaking travesty"
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roflmao
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: ha ha ha ha
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: That's why it's best to jump them side to
: side!
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: JA
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: As a former elephant jumper, I find this
: very
: disturbing...
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: You're not going to believe this one. A
: rider
: suffered what must be the most degrading,
: embarrassing ramp to ramp failure ever
: conceived. He will never be the same. He
: can't ever look a spectator in the eye
: again, not to mention his friends, coworkers
: and family. He's finished.
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: It looked pretty bad when he brought out two
: launch ramps to go ramp to ramp on. Maybe it
: was a blessing in disguise that he came up
: short and wound up in a world of feces and
: methane, but not the kind you'll find in
: primordial soup.
:
: If you see this jumper on the street, be
: kind. He's on shaky ground right now.
: Suicide is an option he's been considering,
: and for good reason. You'll understand when
: you see this picture. Be warned: those with
: weak hearts, bladders and incontinence
: should brace themselves. Maybe you should
: let a child who specializes in snot humor
: look at it first, to make sure you'll be
: able to deal with it.
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: For all I know, you'll commit suicide when
: you see the picture. I mean, this is hard to
: beat.
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: In fact, if any jumper can match this stunt,
: he's bound for fame. Maybe not glory, but
: some jumpers only want fame. This jump is
: for them.
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: Brace yourself. Here it is.
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